Dimisional Trouble MSTed Original by Dr Thinker MSTed by Timothy McLees with help from Megane 6.7 [The scene opens to the vacant bridge of the SOL. Pan left to Mike, wearing a pointy black-haired wig and a blue jumpsuit. The upper half of a catcher's chest plate covers his chest. Extreme close up of Mike, giving a very familiar looking sneer.] Mike (raspy voice): Hgh. So. You finally had the guts to show yourself, baldy. [Fast pan right to Tom in a cute little orange karate outfit and dots on his dome, hovering into the scene dramaticly] Tom (nasally): Ya better leave us alone, ya big creep! [Cut to Mike, still sneering]: So. You think you can take me on. Huh. Well then prepare to be...SENT...TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!! Crow : WHOA, whoa, whoa! Hold on! What the *hell* kinda line is that!? Tom (normal voice): Crow, your'e ruining our big scene! Crow: But when you get blasted with an 80 point, Armor Piercing Energy Blast, you are dead, dead, dead. Mike (still in Vegeta-mode): But you must rememeber, my gold friend, we're in a *Saban* feature, now. Wouldn't want to upset the widdle kiddies. Heh heh heh... Crow: Soooo, if you don't write about death, it won't happen? Tom: I guess. Great, Von Fogler's calling. [Deep 13, Paul Chaplin & Brigette Jones, dressed up like gothic-grunge punks in snug black leather and cloth outfits prance about in the background.] Doc F (smugly): Ah salutations, Sloppy-Saiyen, If you don't mind I'll just cut right to my lovely invention. [SOL: Several large glowing balls of clay are scattered about the bridge. Vegeta/Mike is holding one and glances to the camera, Crow & Tom are carrying others in their net and dome, respecitivly) Mike (raspy): But what about our nuclear potatoes? [D13: The gothics are chatting flamboyantly close behind Forrester, holding a Super Soaker (TM) with several flashlights attached to it] Doc F: Those will have to wait. My latest invention will be the standard for even the most casual gamer. Picture this: you're at a fantasy or animation convention, observnig the latest anime, purchasing M:TG cards or whatnot, when in busts Male Punk: You can't see me! I'm a VAMPIRE!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! Female Punk : Hello, darling...feel like a little *necking* heh,heh... Doc F: Uhmmm, *NO.* This little device will ward off such art-school rejects with a simple pull of the trigger. Observe. [The "vampires" are pawing at one another as Doc F blasts them with a stream of water. At the same time, all the flashlights kick on. A split second later, the male vampire is wearing a preppy sweater & slacks, while the vixen wears a corporate suit & dress, both are very tidy and clean.] Male Punk: Gyaaahhhh! Colors!!! Female Punk (gasping): Must get to...java house... [Doc F turns to the camera and places the rifle across his shoulder, triumphantly] Doc F: Your'e experiment, Veggie-chan is made by an old colleague of mine, Doctor Thinker. This dreadful Moon Pie focuses on the fan-created Sailor Sun and Earth, Lord only knows why...Enjoy "Dimisional Trouble" [SOL] Mike (Vegeta Mode): You think your'e pitiful fanfic can defeat me. You are no match for my style. Heyaahhhhh! ( Strikes a pose) [The screen fills with a brief pyrotechnic burst, when the smoke clears, Mike is covered with soot, his jumpsuit partially burnt. His wig is now smoking. He stands still for a couple moments them...] Mike (normal voic, coughing & weezing): Owwch! I'm not going to try that again.... Crow: Cool hair, though... Tom: Look out guys! We've got Moon-fic SIGN!!!!! >From winkstwo@newreach.netWed Nov 6 09:04:38 1996 >Date: Sat, 26 Oct 1996 05:43:23 -0700 >From: "bob w." >To: keith.mcvean@SheridanC.on.ca Mike: Check it out, Dr. Thinker sent it to B5. Tom : Greetings, Capt. Sheridan. You have...crappy fan-fic >Subject: HERE TO YOU >This is Dimison Mix--my 2nd Sailor Moon story. Put it and Enjoy. Crow: Put it where? In the paper shredder? Tom: Works for me. >This is all of it. For top to bottom. Enjoy! > [ Part 2: "Attached Text" ] >Dear Readers, >I back with a new story. It begins Sailor Moon and her Scouts, >to our Sailor Sun's Earth. > - Dr. Thinker >================================================================= >DIMISONAL TROUBLE Mike: "Dimisonal"? Crow: Even the letters of the title are in dismay! Tom: Didn't he say this was Dimison Mix? >(ACT 1: Street of Tokyo, Japan) Tom: Well *that* narrows it down. >Vortex: You are lunchmeat, Sailor Moon. Tom: Great, just what we need: more spam! Mike : ramen noodles & spam? >Sailor Moon: I think you are my match! Crow: So strike your tip against me and... Mike (turns to Crow): Uhh, no. Tom (Usagi): Let's go on a date & find out. >Sailor Mars: (Nervously) SAILOR MOON! YOUR MOON SPECTER! Crow (ditsy): Brilliant idea! I forgot I had that! >Sailor Moon: (Sweat Drops) Oh, I forget! MOON SPECTER ELIMATING! >Vortex: (Nervously) I hope it works! >(Vortex reformations into a red-orange colored portal) Mike: Which, as everyone knows, is much more effective than a blue-green portal Bots mimic "Transformer" sound fx. >Sailor Moon: What that? >Vortex: ME! I hungry! Crow: Whoa! It turned into Grimlock! Cool! >(Vortex's new body tries to sallow Sailor Moon until so one throw >a red rose at him) >Vortex: Gooodie! Pegiun Brain! Tom (demonic): Ahhh...fresh meat! >Tudexo Mask: Very Funny! I'm Tudexo Mask! Mike: Deformed half-cousin of Tuxedo Mask. >(Vortex opens his mouth to sallow every people expect him) >Vortex: Good Job! I am to fill up to sallow any more. Good Work!, >Rema, the Dark Wiz! All: Ewwwww... Tom : "Come on EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN THE ROOOAAAAD! >Voice: Good Job! Return now! Crow: Good youma, your'e a good youma yes you are! Mike: Arf, arf, >(Act 2: Unknown City Street) MIke (singing): "Where the streets have no name..." >Serena: What happen? >Mina: Beat me Crow: Well, if you insist... Mike: Crow, don't... >Darrien: Count me in too! Tom: OH! Me too, me too! Mike sighs >Amy: I think I know >Lita: Your are kidding, right? >(Amy faces a frown and cross eyes) Crow: Helter Skelter! >Raye: Nope! >Guy: You look like one of those temple girl at the Moon Temple on > Moon Street, execpt one on detail. Mike: She's not blue? Crow: Check it out! It's the ninja "Guy" in Street Fighter Alpha Tom: So where's Cody and Haggar? >Raye: What that? >Guy: She has red hair. >Serena: What way? Mike: On her head, perhaps? Tom: Well, lets not jump to conclusions. Crow: Maybe Serena asked if she's a lesb... Mike turns to Crow & shakes is head slowly. Crow stops abruptly. >Guy: Head south past Crown Acrade. >Serena: Let's go! >(The other nodded) Crow: Oh good (gets up begins to leave, Mike yanks him back) Mike: Not *us*, Crow. Tom: Wait, "the other"? Were the rest of them eaten by grues? >(Act 3: Crown Acrade's Front Doors) >Serena: This is Crown Acrade! Tom: Nooooo! I thought it was Mervin's House O' Trout! Crow: She should recognize the place, she spends most of her life here. > I remember that Sailor V poster. >(Mina blushs) >Lita: Are you right, Mina? >Mina: (still blushing) Yes! Crow: She's having a flashback from "Games" All (shuddering): rrrrrr... >(A man that has a outfit that is unsual worn by Andrew, but has >black skin and black hair) Tom: Carlton Banks makes his move. >Serena: Where's Andrew? >Andrew: That is my name. Mike (smooth): Don't wear it out. heh, heh. >Serena: He look a lot white than you. All (singing): Really, really, white... >Andrew: Are you alien of outerspace? >(Serena blushs and Mina laughs) >(Act 4: Crow: He did a seperate act for a 30 second conversation? > Steps to the Temple) >Serena: Look the same! Every the Cherry Bloosoms are out on the tree. >Amy: That person look like Chad and a unknown old person with >short red hair. Crow (announcer): A special cameo apperance by Estille Getty! >Mina: Grandfather for Raye her? Mike (game show host): It's your new grandfather! Bots softly cheer >Amy: Right! Chad has no bread here. >Young Guy: I'm thought that you guys were all ready here. >Amy: Chad, move! >Chad: Ok! Let's go, Grands? >Grands: OK! >(ACT 5: Temple Steps) Tom: Meanwhile in the exact same scene... >Sarah: Rama, that stupid wizard, is not attacking us lately. Crow (English brat): I'm BORED! Tom (Ditto): I want a *pony*! > When >I work up at 5 in morning to do you-know-what? Crow: I can take a guess... Tom: Hope she washed her hands afterwards. Crow: and shaved them. Tom & Mike : NO. > I did not see >Vortex at all. >Ray 2: May be decide on head back to the rock he crawled out of. >Amy 2: I doubt that. Look who there? >Jenny: I know that Seeing is Believing! But that can't Sailor Moon? >(Serena traps. Raye 1 and 2 opens and shuts her mouth) Mike: She's become a pez dispenser, huh. >Mina 2: She looks like a meat-ball version of you, Sailor Sun. On >the clutz side, too. >Moon: Sailor Sun? >Sarah: The one..the only! Tom (sarcastic): Oh, *THE* Sailor Sun! Crow: Often replicated, never duplicated... You look like you be sallow by a monster vortex. >Darrien: Yeah! Tom (Darrien): It was *COOL*! > He was light red. >Sarah: So that where Ramma. He try to replace you with me. Like Nephra tryed. ... >Mina 1 : Excusing me? But can you expect who you get you powers? I like to know. Mike: I feel a flashback coming on... Crow: Settle in everyone. Tom: Hey Doc, you spelled "Rama" wrong! >Voice: I'm Ramma, the Dark Wizard, Tom: and fry cook! Mike: Ranma's dabbling in necromancy now? Crow: Kuno was right! He was RIGHT!! > you will be try here forever, >Sailor Scouts. I had put Vortex on stay by. Crow (Vortex): I'll be in the lounge taking a smoke. Call me if you need me. >Mina: Since we were be stay a while. >Sailor Sun: Let's begin.....with me meeting my guardian cat! >[ACT 6: Sailor Sun's Flashback: Bedroom] >Sarah: Who's there? (See no one) Back to bed, my homework tired me out! >Voice(Serena): You are different than me. Mike (Serena): Your'e smart & three-dimensional. Tom: Ouch. >Voice(Sarah): Shhhhh!!!! >(Sarah looks on the bed. We see a close up of a angry Sarah) Crow: Extreme Close-Up! I'm HUGE! Tom (bitterly) That's my line. Mike (news anchor): Up close & personal with...Sarah. Tom: The hell? Magic Voice: Yellow Alert!! Mike: Better check this out. Fast! All begin to leave [Hexfield view screen opens to show a silver, golf ball-ish object embedded in the SOL] Mike: Well let's get that thing in here! [Mike mans the MANOS manipulator arms] Crow: What if it's dangerous? [Cut to a store room type area, A battered pod similar to the one Joel escaped with, rests on the floor. Mike the bots enter cautiously.] Mike: Man the secerity stations! Bots: How?! Mike : Well...I don't know... [Hatch of the pod lifts & starts steaming] All: Gyah!!! [After the steam clears a soft cute female voice is heard from inside] Voice: Yoohoo? Konichawa? Crow: The hell? [Lotsa steam erupts, knocks Crow back, the panel opens & out pops the head of a short blonde haired girl. She stands up in the pod, stretching. She wears a traditional anime school girl outfit and looks like she's at most 10] Girl (chipper): Hiya! Name's C-Ko! Pleased to meetchya!! :) Mike: ummm, Hi! I'm Mike of the Satellite of Love, errr..Welcome! [Tom & Crow slowly turn toward each other] Tom (quietly): Oh Gods! Crow(ditto): Gotta bad feeling about this.... [Lights, Sirens, Action!!!] Mike: Be right back, we've got FAN-FIC SIGN!!!!! [C-Ko stands confused in the empty chamber] C-Ko:Hmm? Door Sequence [6,5,4,3,2,1] [Mike & the bots are already seated when C-Ko peeks in from the side of the screen] Crow : Yahh! C-Ko: Wow, cool! A Movie! Can I watch? Mike:...sure, I guess... C-Ko: Yippeee... (skips across and sits next to Tom) Hi! Tom shudders >Sarah: Sho Cat Sho! C-Ko: I once had a kitty named Sho. it was adorable! >(We see the orange fur of Origin) Mike: Fitting name...this being her origin and... Crow (announcer): Origin: We create worlds...and take forever to ship them. C-Ko: This is what you do in your spare time, huh? Tom: Ummm, sure C-Ko. >Orion: No way, I just found you! >Sarah: What are you and where are you from? >Orion: My name is Orin Crow: *Lovely!* A familiar with a split personality. Mike: Like a typical cat then. Tom (Orion): I..have..to be in..the LIVING ROOM! (zooms off to the left edge of the row of seats.) >and I come from the Planet Kindgom, you come from. >Sarah: Silly cat, I was born from my mother. Crow: No silly, you came from a cabbage! Pay attention. >Orion: You died and come back. C-Ko: I'm feeling much better now! Crow (elderly British): I feel fine! I feel happy! Tom (ditto): I think I'll go fo a walk and... Mike whips out a plush mallet and bops both bots >Sarah: Was a soilder like a Knight. >Orion: Yes! You look like Sailor Sun. >Sarah: Sound good! >(We see Orin do a filp) C-Ko: Just like Wishbone. Cool! >Sarah: You will be a good dodge. Mike: Crank the rachet steering, install a V12 underneath the hood... Crow: Reweild the chassy, New vinyl interior... Tom: Fresh coat of wax. Beautiful! >(Close up of Orion blushing in his circle and giggle a bit) >Orion: Look on the bed! >(We see a close up of a small round brooch-red like) C-Ko: Oh, ICK, Orion!? What did you eat!? Crow: Kiddo, that gross & very tasteless..I'm so proud of you. C-Ko: Thanks! (bobs about in her seat) Tom: She's catching on! Mike (sarcastic): Lovely. >Sarah: What this? >Orion: That is your transformating decive into Sailor Sun. >Sarah: Ok! (Placing the brocch in her school uniform) I might >need to know how to use it. Mike (Sarah): Damn instructions are in Japanese! Tom: Mike, this story is taking place *in* Japan, remember? Crow (Sarah): Damn instructions are in English! >Orion: Just say 'Sun Prism Power!' >Sarah: Suits! SUN PRISM POWER!" All: STEAM ON!!! Crow (Boldly): Dragon Ranger--BURAI! C-Ko (ditto): Pretty Magical Mutation Recall! Mike (falsetto): Dyna-PINK! Tom: Red Thunder Turbozord! (All turn to Tom) Heh...ummm, sorry :) >(Sarah starts her first transformation. Leg become suited with >yellow boots. Her school dress become a short yellow blouse and >skirt. Her gloves apppears with a flash of yellow light. They are >yellow taira appears on herself) All but C-Ko sing: Wonder Woman!!! Do de dodo da... C-Ko: (sighs) Boys... >Sarah: (Looking at herself in a mirror) I like a cross between >Miss American and a sailor from the Germany navy. Tom: She's become the newest Village Person Mike (sings): In the Navy... Tom : Please stop >Orion: Will they were not found of armor-like things. Crow (Orion): Chainmail bikinis! That's are thing! C-Ko (scolding): Hey! that's dirty! Mike: He's just getting warmed up, C-Ko. Sarah: Become the Sailor Knights were in peaceful time? Orion: Yes! Tom (Orion): That and they weren't very smart. The name of the team is Sailor Scouts, by the way. (Sarah blushes. A cry comes out. It is was Donna) Donna: Help me! Crow (Donna): I'm trapped in a crappy SM fic & can't get out! OhgodOhgod... >[Act 7: Sarah's Flashback - OSAP - Night] >Ora: I have drained the most of the people here. What that? >(Ora see Sarah as Sailor Sun) >Sarah: It who you nutcake of bad energy getting kind from good humans. All giggle hysterically Mike: That sounds dubbed, what do you guys think? Tom: *Definately* dubbed. Crow: *Bad* *American* *Dubbing*! >Ora: Who are you? >Sarah: My name is...My Name is Sailor Sun. I fight for the name >planet, I call home now. I will fight for love and justice. In >the name of the Sun, I will punish you. C-Ko: All I need is my magic rod and the power of *LOVE*! Mike: Your'e a real bad influence on her, Crow. Crow: Heh heh! Thanks! >Ora: I going to make you go bed-bye with the fishs. Tom: The youma have seen "Goodfellas" recently >(A battle begins. Ora send three teenages at her. She dodges them) C-Ko: Ora's throwing teenagers at her? Mike (falsetto): Ick! Boys! >Sarah: Orion, I run on empty! >Orion: Try this to full up! Take off your taira and say 'Sun Taira Magic'! Crow: Next, take of your top and... >Sarah: SUN TAIRA MAGIC! >(We see the yellow disc turn Ora into dusts) >Ora: Let's go! Tom (Ora): That does it! I'm leaving because I'm...dead? Mike: uhh..wha? >Sarah: OK! >[Act 8: Moon Temple - Fire Pit Area] >Raye 2: Good story! Who nexts? Mike: INTENSE...INTRODUCTION..ACTION!!! >Jenny: We should go in order. >Amy 2: Good, I'm next.... Tom: another chapter for a 10 second conversation. >[Act 9: Amy 2's flashback] >Amy: E=MC square is the famous American Albert Enterstein's Crow (Picard): These are the voyages of the starship Enterstein C-Ko (raising hand): Ummm...Professor, wasn't Einsein born in Germany... Tom (student): Show off... Mike (impressed): Not bad C-Ko. C-Ko: Gee, even *I* knew that! >theroy about mass equaling energy. >(Crash) Mike (singing): "...into me..." >Sarah: I heard they was a problem. >Amy: Who are you? Crow (Raspy voice): I'm Batman! >Sudents: Huh? Tom: A typical day at Rick Hunter High. >Sarah: SUN PRISM POWER! >(Sarah transform) >Amy: Sailor SUN? Mike: Switching to hero ID in front of the entire student body. Is that wise? >Grya:(grading and transform into a demon) I'm Grya, Sailor Sun! >What is the famous E=MC square stand for? Mike: Whoa! I had her in Western Civ my freshmen year. Tom: Yikes! >Sarah: My secipalty are History, and Math! Nick-Pit of Demon! >(Test Papers are tossed at Sailor Moon, which force her to move >into a corner) >Luna: "Energy equals Mass and Light square" >(Sarah look at Luna and then look to the demon. Demon mouth is frown) Tom: (Gyra): Damn! You girls are smart as a bag of hammers! Crow (Gyra): Hey, cat! Ever think about playing on Jepordy? >Sarah: "It you turn to move!" >Grya: "Sorry, It time for drestory! C-Ko: The story's been destroyed plenty already, that's OK! > At country did the Japan allow in 1700's? >Sarah: Japan only! >Grya: Wrong! Tom (McLauglin): WRONG!!! Mike (Ditto): The answer is... > Get them my student! >(Grya famous on Amy) All: "Gyra famous on Amy"!? Crow: What the hell is that supposed to be?! C-Ko: Maybe it wants Amy's autograph? >Grya: What is that you are not draining when I trying to put you in the screen? >Amy: Your study with your mind, but with mechines? Mike (sings): "Gotta mechinehead, Better than the rest..." Tom: I thought it was "Bigger than the rest"? Crow: I'm never letting you borrow my Bush CDs again! >Grya: SO THAT IT! YOUR FORGET THE DISK! >Sarah: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN! >Grya: YEAH! >(Amy's sign appears) Tom: Here's your sign. >Luna: She was not found the Dark Kindgom -- She on of us. >(Demon tranforms arms it a phyopath's ax. Amy dodges) >Luna: Catch! Say Mercury POWER! >Amy: OK! (Catches) MERCURY POWER! >(Amy is cover with 3 water waves. Out poops Sailor Mercury) All laugh hysterically C-Ko (giggling): That's dirty! Mike: Oh man... Crow (Beavis): Heh, heh, POOP! hehehehehehe... Tom : I didn't think water elementals did that! >Luna: That was to close for Mercury sake. >Amy: "What now?" Mike (Supreme Card Master): First, A quick haiku! >Luna: Said, "Mercury Bubble Blast" >Amy: OK! "MERCURY BUBBLE BLAST! >(The Room fogs up) Crow (stoned): Oh wowww... Mike (ditto): The colors... Tom (ditto): I can see the nitrogen in the air, whoaaa... >Grya: I just hate the cold mouths....that why I red! I love the heat. >Amy: Sailor Sun, are you all right? >Sarah: Yeah...but I can't say the same for Professer Grya. Sun Taira Attack! Mike: Rocket Paaanch!!! >Sarah: Amy...your Sailor Mercury. Close to the Sun, if I rember my sciene. Tom (Sarah): And basic grammer. >Sailor Mercury: Sarah? His that you? >Sarah: How in the world did you get that idea? >Sailor Mercury: Rember! She say with that look you did! C-Ko: Look what you did! Bad Sarah! Crow: Heh, heh, heh, impressionable, isn't she? Mike: You should be so ashamed... >Luna: I think will go good with each other. Weclome to the team. [ACT 10: MOON TEMPLE -- KITCHEN ROOM] Lita 2: Lita, like to help me cook? Lita 1: Sure, Lita! (Both Raye and Both Amy laughs) Darrien: Who are you? Jenny: Sailor Earth! Tom (Darren): Hmmmm, Jenny, Jenny... Darrien: The one that bring back her rule here. Tom: Oh *that* Sailor Earth! Jenny: Yup! What to know I become a scouts. Darrien: Let's blossom it! Tom: This fall on NBC! Mike: Will Six be a Sailor Senshi, too? Crow begins mimicing the guitar licks of the NWO theme. Mike: Wrong Six, Crow. Crow: Sorry. >(Sarah blushs and laughs) >Jenny: OK! >[ACT 11: JENNY'S FLASHBACK --- Sony's Music Center] >Mya: Miss Mercury -- A+ on effort -- but a F- in defeation! >Amy: What wrong? C-Ko: I'm in a badly dubbed SM story! waitasec... >Sarah: I been here with stone face for some time. I going to try my weapon. >Mya: Good luck, Miss Sun! >Sarah: SUN TAIRA MAGIC! >Mya: What's that? I still her! Tom (Mya): Freeze frame ATTACK! >(Jenny wakens) Mike (Jenny): Wow. No more jello shots for me. >Jenny: What goes on in here? >Mya: Sleeping recover lost energy? If I win, I tell Queen about this? >Jenny: (Looking at the mirror) What is sign? It looks a brown rose? >Orion: (Looking at Jenny) Sailor Earth!!! WOWSERS! >Jenny: (Looking at Orion) Who are you? Crow: Read the FAQ, lady! >Orion: I'm Orion. Take is black pen. And say Earth Power! >Jenny: EARTH POWER! >(Jenny is cover in rock. All cough from the dust > She smashs out...she becomes Sailor Earth) >Jenny: Hey! Stone Face! Let's rock and roll? >Mya: How are you going to do that? >Jenny: This saying which is called "EARTH QUAKE!" >(A smallo quake shake under Mya. Which drestory her) C-Ko: I went to DQ and had a Smallo Quake Shake, Dee-licious! :) >Luna: Jenny, beside Mars and Jutiper, is the most power scout of the team. >Amy: Weclome, my real name is Amy. And that --Sarah! >Sarah: Weclome to the team. Mike (singing): Welcome to my world... >[Act 12: Moon Temple: Raye's Room] >Voice: (Serena) Ha Ha Ha Ha! >Raye 2: Her laugh was like yours when you did not believe that you were the The Sun Princess. >Sarah: Raye, shut up! Tom (Sarah): Learn some grammer already! Mike (Raye, singing): Just you wait, 'Enery 'Iggins... >Lita 1: Let me guess your and Mina's, Lita? >Lita 2: OK! >Lita 1: You meet Sailor Sun in a middle of a battle and become Sailor Jutiper. >Lita 2: Right On! >Mina 1: Mina of my world what me try my twin here, OK? Crow (sputtering): Grammer..tolerance chip...overloading..gg..pants (slouches beneath the seats) >Mina 2: Take you best shot! >Mina 1: OK! We were Sailor V and found the Sailor Scouts traped. >Mina 2: Yeah! C-Ko: Two Minas? Tom: "Minas, the Hands of..." Mike: I think their leftovers from the Spider Clones storyline. Tom: Gack! >Mina 1: Sarah are we going to get out? >Sarah: We have to wait for old red face to show up. >(The Scouts of Moon's world has a sweet drops on them) >Amy 1: Who or what does that mean? Mike: Finally, even the scouts be baffled from the thinker's haphazard grammer C-Ko: By brain hurts... Tom (darkly): It'll have to come out now. C-Ko (crying) Miiiike! Mike (scolding): Servo, For shame! Tom: Man, she's crying a river, literally! (Mike ushers C-Ko out of the theater) Crow recovers as they begin to exit >Amy 2: (Blushing) We have to wait into Vortex is not following >Ramma or Ramma resends him here. Crow: Youma not received, (R)etry, (A)bort, (F)ail? Tom: How about (D)el or E(X)it. >Raye 2: Darrien, you are the Prince of Earth? >Darrien: Yes! I am that. Crow (smugly): Yup I pretty much run the place! Tom (veejay): Up next is the Prince Formerly Known As Darrien. >Raye 2: Do you want to know who Sarah remember that she was Sola's daughter. Serena. >Darrien: Take you best, Moon Shot! >Raye 2: Bad Joke! Mike (Entering): A good description of this entire fic. Tom: Is she OK? Mike: Uh huh. Crow: Emotional lass, isn't she. >Sarah: No comment expect..let's go on with it! Crow (British): Get on with it! > Zoida has me and > Jenny trap. Jenny doesn't what Zoida to know her idenity, despite Queen > Beryl all ready know and told Zoida. I transformed! >[Act 13: SARAH'S BACKFLASH -- Dark Trap] >Jenny: Silly! >Sarah: Time to go up in the world! All (sing): We're-a movin' on up... >Jenny: Bad Joke! >(Sarah appears) All: Gyah! Crow: Don't do that! >Zoida: Hmmm. Good Bye -- Sailor Earth. Since the seven crystral >are in the hands of Beryl. I did not need you anymore. >Sarah: Wrong Name! -- Zoid. I'm the Champion of Justice and >Love. Tom: I am the terror that flaps in the night!... > In the name of Sun, I will punish you. And that means you. Mike: Sarah, If your going to do obnoxious intro speechs, at least be *original* Crow (Serena): I know a man named Haim Saban who could help you out. Tom : *NO!* No more Sabanized sentai and anime, PLEASE! >Zoida: Get lost -- I more instead in Sailor Earth! >Sarah: No way! Not even on my dead body! All: Ewwww... Crow (Jill Layton): So, feel like a little necrophillia? Mike (shocked): CROW! Crow: Sorry. Man, grossed *myself* out with that one (shudders) >Zoida: That can be arranged! >Jenny: (Dress as Sailor Earth) Two can play at this game. >Zoida: Will see at that. ZOID! All: Hikebba! Tom: Gi-Nish! Mike: "gi-nish"? >(Jenny takes the hits) Crow (announcer): Tonight, on a very special Dimisional Trouble... >Sarah: I thought that you can transform them into youmas. >Zoida: That blast was all of my dark energy. She will be >pusih for the crimes against our Kindgom! >(Jenny is show on the floor look pale) Mike (Jenny): Don't...eat...the stuffed octopus...ugh... >[Sailor Mars, Sailor Jutiper, Sailor Venus and Sailor Mercury rushs in] >Sarah: (Crying) Jenny don't leave me. >Jenny: Don't cry. You been brave. Mike (singing): It's my death scene and I'll cry if I want to. Crow (singing): You would cry too if you were in this fic, too. >Sarah: (Crying) Do you have a death wise. Tom (Jenny): Get your knee off of my chest. >Jenny: Get the Raindow Crystrals. >Sarah: (Crying) OK! >(Sarah is she in a close up.. Bots: Gyah!!! Mike: Uhmm..ma'am, you've got a little cabbage on your...ummnn.. > the tear of sad appears to shine >like the sun. Suddenly seven different colored comments arrive) Tom shakes his head & laughs Crow: Grammer flames of every hue arrive on the scene! >Orion: What going on? >Artimis: Beat the living daylights out of me. Mike (grabs a bat from beneath the seats): As you wish. Bots: No, Mike! Hon, please... >(The comments combine to form the Sun Crystral) >Orion: LOOK! THE SUN CRYSTRAL! Tom (Orion): No, wait, it's just a Folger's Crystal. > I wonder what going to next? >Artimis: May be the Sun Princess will be revealed. >Zoida: >Orion: Look! The Sun Staff in come out of Sailor Sun's body. Crow: Oh, Ick! Tom: Should we be watching this? Mike: Actually I think it's just ethereal,like Illyana's Soul Blade. >(The Sun Staff and the Sun Crystral emrages and forces Sailor Sun >to pick up the Sun Staff) Tom: Go on, TOUCH IT! Ya know you want to! >Jutiper: I don't believe it. Sailor Sun is the Princess. >Sarah: Me..too! Bots: Oh, me too! Me, too! >Zoid: Die! Princess! >Sarah: SUN COMISIC LIGHT UP! >Zoid: Nooooo! It can't be Tom: It's...a plot contrivance! AAaaaaaahhhh... >Mala: What? >Zoid: That she is the Princess. >Mala: If you survie Queen Beryl angriness for trying to kill >Sailor Earth, we talk about it! >(Mala and Zoid disseapers) Mike (psuedo-German): Ach, it is Seigfried! Crow (ditto): Allo, Seigfried! Mike: Allo, Roy! >Raye: Lita, look at Sailor Earth. >Lita: Another princess. >Sarah: All of you are Princess of your respent planets. Earth and >Mercury has been most of the loyal of the Scouts. Earth 's >Princess is Princess Endya. Mars's Princess is Raya. Amy is >the Princess of Mercury. Jutiper has been the Princess Leda of >Jutiper. Princess Veni is Sailor Venus. Question? Crow: Yeah: What's this got to do with *ANYTHING!?* Mike: Crow, it'll be OK... Crow: I'm sorry 5 obnoxious sensei are bad enough, not to mention all the other magic girl knock-offs. Now fanboys like this are making up new ones in incoherent prose like THIS!!! (pants) Tom (impressed): Not a bad rant. I give it a 8.7. Crow (calmer): Thank you. >Lita: Take your best sun shot! >Sarah: Bad Joke! But the question, what time on what planet? >Luna: The year is 1991 Mike (Sheridan): The place...uh, wrong show, never mind. > and you are in the Tokyo Tower of city >of Tokyo on the main inland Tom: A nation of large islands cannot be inland, No. > of Japan on Earth. >Sarah: WOW! (Faints) >(Sarah princess outfit returns to Sailor Sun's Scout Unfirmon) >Sarah: Give me the liceanse of that faint? >Amy: Yourself! Mike: ACTING! Bots snicker >(Sarah refaints) >[Act 14 -- THE MOON TEMPLE -- RAY'S ROOM] >Serena : And you laugh about the past. And learn more form Orion and Luna. >Raye 1 : Huh? Mike (Director): Robotech, scene 3. ACTION Tom (Rick): Huh? Crow (Lisa): Hmm? Mike: Brilliant! And print! Tom: The Streamline Picture voice acting sketch, ladies & gentlemen, thank you! >Serena: Sarah and I were taking about where you were learning >Amy 2 and Jenny. OK? >Sarah: (Blushes) Gee Wiz! >Amy 1: Please, did you defeat Beryl? >Sarah: Yes! That Shadow Queen was touch. Tom: Touch Connors? Mike: Jab Conners? Crow: Stroke Conners? Mike: Naw. That's just gross. > Still Remember what happen. >[ACT 15 -- Sarah Flashback -- NORTH POLE] >SQ: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Sailor Sun will be having a put out of her fire. >Sarah: Mars is the firer, Shadowed Brained. >SQ: I going to drestory you. >Sarah: Ha! Tom (Badly Dubbed Kung-Fu): Ha! So! You think you can fight me! Hgh! Well then, prepare to die! Ha! Hahahahahahah! SQ: I get tired of this. Sarah: Suit me! (A Ice Sheet Tomb appears. It creak revealing Princess Serena) Voice (Orion): Don't allow the Shadow Queen win! Sarah: Don't worry! SQ: Time for a good start! Sarah: I need more power. Tom (Tim Allen): More *POWER*!!! Oh hohohoho... Mike: That does it! Activate the Giant Robot! Crow (falsetto): Sir, we didn't bring it. We were going to bring it but we needed room for excercise bike, *Which* you haven't even *USED* yet. > I called upon the five spirits of the Scouts. >(Entering her mind, she mentals calls each on) >Amy: Sure! I help! Tom (falsetto): I'm not doing anything important like *FINALS* or anything like that... >Raye: Despite death, I will help you. >Jenny: I going to help you rock and roll this ugly queen. >Mina: I want to know you better! Crow: Ahhhh...umm no, can't do it. > So, I will help. >Lita: I will get her for you. No Problem! >(The Scouts spirts arrive) >Amy: Mercury Power! >Ray: Mars Power! >Jenny: Earth Power! >Lita: Jutiper Power! >Mina: Venus Power! All: Wonder Twin Powers...ACTIVATE! >Sarah: MOON COMISC POWER! She dusted Crow: What? She's become a maid? > ..with that..will can have peace in our universe. [Act 16 - Moon Temple - Kitchen] Raye 1: Did you have a meeting with a youma on a bus? Tom (Deep southern): She wouldn' get outta her seat! Crow: You go girl! Mike: Stick it to tha' Man! Sarah: Yeah!, but my Raye drestoryed that Phyo twin. Raye 2: Ha! Sarah: For sometime after we fought about our powers...Expect for Orion and Artimis. Orion likes to tell you about some felly which cause my rebirth. Luna: Go head and make my cat day. Orion: Bad Joke! Mike: That was a joke? Tom: I guess... > But I all, I can live it down! Artimis had >chased the Yampeal, a vampire plant, who just drained >Donna's energy again. Crow: I take it Donna is the girl hostage? Tom (Daffy Duck style): My sidekick Donna will take the front while I cover her from the all concealing shadow... >[ACT 17 - Orion's Flashback - Donna's Room] >Orion: That thing is to power for us to handle. I must rewaken >Sailor Sun. Wake up! (Sarah still sat still) I try the Sun Mind Melt! Mike: She's been studying Spock's Guide to Psionics! Crow: Wait...Mind *Melt* Tom (Sailor Sun): Whoops! Accidentally Psi-blasted you into a coma! Sorry Sarah! >Orion: He goes everything! The Mind Melt is in control! Tom (Spock): You're thoughts are my thoughts...eww, why am I wearing latex Mike shudders Crow (Sarah): You've reached the Sailor Sun residence. i can't come to the phone right now because I'm dead... >Sarah: If she dead while, why is that you are trying restore me? OK! YOU WIN!> Crow (Sarah): Not like anyone *else* has the keys to the register, sheesh! >(Sarah stands with a suprise look) >Sarah: I back, Orion! >Orion: Let's see if you stil can transform into Sailor Sun. >Sarah: SUN PRISM POWER! >(Sarah transforms] Mike: Bibbedy Bobbity Bo! >[Act 18 - Orion Flashback - Street] >Monster: Vampeal!! >Voice: You force me to return. I want to be lone like always..but >thanks to you. I can't not return to that way. I have return. I >the champion of justice and love in the name of the Sun, I will >punish you! Crow (Sailor Sun): Into the spanking machnine with you! Mike: Uhh, Crow? >I am Sailor Sun! >(Sarah jumps down to the street below) Monster: Vampel!! Tom (Monster): C'Mon! I'm on a rampage here! Work with me, people! >(Vampel opens his flowers and raise the energy draining vines) >Sarah: This monster is a energy draining one. >Orion: Use you taira? >Sarah: I can't I forget the words? Crow (Orion): Jesus! Why did I hire you lady? Just cuz you've just been resurrected >Orion: Use the words. Sun Taira Magic! >Sarah: OK! Sun Taira Magic! >(Vampel turn into a black card) Mike: Sengir Vampel, +1/+1 if Sailor Senshi are in play... Tom (to Mike): I counter with Sarcasm... Crow: Feh! Fanboys... Mike (sheepish): I just read the...thing and the.. >Sarah: That's strange, if it was a youma, it would have been try into dust! >(Ann and Al appears back to back) Mike (announcer): Crimson Twins: The next Generation! Crow (Cobra Commander): Tomax! Xamot! Get over here! >Al: Sailor Sun. We never thought that some like you was on our planet. >Sarah: Your planet? So you sent those bad vines down? >Ann: Yeah! Call it a warning gift found us. >Sarah: Oh, brother! Look like a back for some time now. >[ACT 19 - Moon Temple Stairs] >Sarah: A couple day later, Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jutiper's memories were restored. >Darrien: What about Earth? Tom (Tick): That's where I keep all my stuff! >Sarah: Some different in hunting down her body was a problem. >Meanwhile Ann and Al causes some problems. Bots in Unison: You cannot defeat us! Damn we're smooth! >Serena: She return when you discover that Ann and Al are the alien, you been fighting? >Sarah: Right On! >(Raye 2 rushs in as Sailor Mars) >Sarah: Wow! Finnaly some action! Tom: It's Morphing Time! Crow & Mike groan Tom: What? >Raye 1: Mars Power! >Amy 1 and 2: Mercury POWER! Mike: Form of...a Space Hamster! >Lita 1 and 2: Jutiper Power! Crow: Form of...a bucket of water! >Jenny: Earth Power! >Mina 1 and 2: Venus Power! Tom (turns to Crow): What kind of lame-ass Transformation is that, anyway? >Serena: MOON CRYSTRAL POWER >Sarah: Sun Stone Power! >Sarah: Sailor Scouts move out!! >[ACT 20: BATTLE FIELD -- PARK -- NIGHT] >Vortex: Ha Ha Ha! Crow (Vortex): Remember *ME*, folks? I'm the main villian of this fic. I had some errands to run, some laundry to pick up, kids to take to soccer practice. But now I'm back and ready for action! Tom: *Lovely!* After 15 acts worth of introductions & flashbacks, we return to the plot! Mike: How nice. > Ramma was just want to need about some parts of your past, my >comparing them to Sailor Moon, he can help the Negaverse drestory both universe. Tom: I can see how you can use these flashbacks to...Na Ne!?! >Sarah: We merge are power Sailor Moon. Mike: *Intense* *Merging* *ACTION!* >Serena: OK! >Sarah: Sailor Moon! >Serena: Sailor Sun! Crow: Cool, Fusion! They've been studying Vegeta's & Goku's moves. Tom: Just what we need: Super Saiyen Usagi! Mike: Maybe they're turning into the Hulk? Tom: Or perhaps it's a Quickening? Crow: Too much...Surge...soda..Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! >(A flash of lighting appears) >Vortex: Oh, no! >Sarahena: Sun Moon Light Attack! >(Vortex is drestory by a yellow light beam) >Sarahena: Ha Ha! That was to easy! >Voice (Ramma): Try me on for size! >Sarahena: OK! MOON SUNLIGHT ATTACK! >(Ramma is shocked by a pink light beam) >Ramma: NOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom (Ramma): PINK!?! I hate pink!!! > (Ramma clocks and hood fade and old poops a little brown hair girl) Everyone tries to stiffle laughter... Crow (Beavis): Heehee, Poop! Tom: Mike is it wrong to make such juvinile jokes at Dr Thinker's prose? Mike (laughing): Not one bit! Tom: I mean, of course her hair will be brown after being through Rama's system. Mike: I think we just hit the poop quota. Crow (Still in Beavis mode): Now, we shall discuss wee-wee... Mike: 'Scuse us for a moment...(turns to Crow and whips out a screwdriver) >Sarah: Donna? Tom (Sarah, scolding): You've been plotting to destroy us again, haven't you? Crow: Heh, heh...(Mike begins adjusting things on Crow)...nngghh, rrrr, aaaa... (Mike finishes) Ah thanks, Mike, I needed that. >Donna: Yeah! Sorry, about hurting you, Sailor Scouts. >Sarah: No comment about that. It was just your evil side. Mike: The Dark Side of Fan-Fic Tom (Vader): Join me, Donna... > Let's take you home. >Donna: OK! I wonder what Sarah is going to say about this? >Amy: Where's Moon at? >Sarah: She goon. Crow: No, that's too easy. >[ACT 21 -- Moon Temple - Fire Pit] >Raye 2: Ze at Yai Juin Kile Juna Yu! Mike: Eh? Tom: Subtitles? Anyone, please? >Raye 1: Tom: They're almost as bad as the dubs! Gods! >Raye 2: Crow: Grandis? Mike (classy falsetto): We are seeking a young dark-skinned girl with a bauble, have you seen her? >Raye 1: >Raye 2: >Raye 1: >Raye 2: Tom: And we have closure! All Cheer: Yeeaaahhh!!! >[NOTES -- Begin] >SHORT CUT: Crow: Past this epilogue, I hope >SQ - Shadow Queen - Queen Milleuma was the rule of the Dark >Kindgom. She was lost villian Sailor Moon foughten before Sailormoon >R. I give her a new name. >Al: The male alien from the first part of R. Mike: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr >JOKES AND OTHER IMPORTANT AREAS: Tom: Oh, this is to put all the obcure, poorly written jokes in context Crow: Thinker has way too much time on his hands. >"Your lunchmeat, Sailor Moon" -- Comes from Nephrite in "Who is that Masked Man?" >"Moon Temple" and "Moon Street" -- Joke to Sailor Moon. >"V Poster Joke" Mike: Two lizard-like aliens walk into NBC studios and... - Rember Venus is also Sailor V. That why Venus was blushing. >"Vortex" - A wormhole. >"Ramma" - Donna's evil side. Another Anime is spell Ramna. >"a girl with orange hair" - Reeny's hair is pink. She is hair is >red. So I decide on orange for the new girl. So this fanfic takes place a >little bit before for Sailor Sun fights the Dark Sun family. Crow (announcer): It's the Sailor Scouts against a horde of Thri Kreen in the *Family Fued!* -- HOPE THAT YOU HAD ENJOY IT! ---------------- Future for Sailor Sun? Comments? Send it to me at WINKSTWO@NEWREACH.NET! REMBEMER NO FLAMMING FOR ME. Mike (getting up): Trust us, it's way too late to be asking for that! Tom: and we are outta here! Crow (sniffing): Hey, something smells good... Ideas for Sailor Moon and/or Sailor Sun will be weclome. Mike: Much obliged, Dr. Thinker. Tom: Got a few weeks? Crow: What exactly is he a Doctor *of*? Comments and question about Sailor Sun or Sailor Earth. -- Dr. Thinker ------------------------------------------------- Famous Saying for Outers Scouts "YOUR TIME IS UP" - Sailor Pluto Mike (Pluto): So now I'm gonna clock you over the head! "LEAVE ME ALONE...UNDER THE DEATH BLOW!" - SAILOR SATURN "LET'S SPEED ON OUT" - Sailor Uranus "LET'S DEEP SIX THAT MONSTER" - Sailor Neptune. Crow: Alrighty! Orgy Time!! Mike: That's IT! Someone needs a time out! :Waaaaaooooohooyiiii!!!... Tom : Didn't know he bent that way, neat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [SOL Bridge: C-Ko, wearing an apron with a duck on it and mitts, is merrily going from variuos simmereing pots and steaming pans. Vegtable pieces, sauces & spices are scattered accross the counter. The bots are also looking about. Tom is wearing a chef's hat. C-Ko (sing-song): doo-dee-doooo, a little more pepper, and some Richochet Barbeque sauce should make it just perfect. (a *PING* is heard) Chili's done! :) Tom: So....C-Ko, it is, hmm?...how'd you get launched into space? C-Ko: Oh, I was on my way to a con in Minnesota, to meet my *wonderful* fans, when a bunch of people chased me down, shouting names at me. "Teresa", "Clarissa", something like that. Crow: Uh, huh... C-Ko: When they could me, they bonked me on the noggin' and shot me up here. Creeps! Tom (looking around): This is quite a bit of food, you think Mike can eat all this? C-Ko: Oh it's not all for him. I made a dinner especially for the two cutest bots in the world! (Bots freeze) Some silicon stroganoff and a lovely RAM chip pie. Bots: Ooooo...RAM chips..aaaahhh... (Mike arrives on the scene) Mike: Wow, quite a meal you've prepared for us! Don't know where to start ... C-Ko : Well, this just came fresh from the stove. Hope you like it! (hands Mike a steaming bowl.) Mike (ultra-formal): Why thank you, madam (takes bowl, scoops a hearty spoonful of chili & pops it in his mouth. A few seconds later, his eyes widen and he collapes behind the console) Tom (Looking behind the console, looks up, politely):Mmmmmaybe I'll pass on the strogonoff tonight... Mike (underneath console, reaching up from the ground): Don't...eat....the chili...ugh... (C-Ko is about to enjoy a salad, when the Mads call) [Cut to D13: Doc Forrester is in a state of bewilderment] Doc F: How did you get up there, you little brat!? [SOL: C-Ko is gnawing on a salad] C-Ko: Well, (munch, chew) it started when (chop, mmm).... [Mike manages to climb up the console. Only his head & arm are currently seen, he gazes at Crow] Mike (stoned): I *love* you, man... [Crow slowly backs away] [D13] Doc F: And what did you do to Mike? [Pearl Forrester joins her son from the side of the screen] Pearl (looking into the camera): A new guinea pig Clayton? And a chef at that? *Darling*, we really should trade recipes sometime. Until next time, Julia Child? Blip! Fwoooosshhhhhhh! This MSTing is for entertain and satirical purposes only. No offense is inteded toward Dr. Thinker. Or LARP Vampires. Or any pro-dubbers. Thank you please drive through. Sailor Moon (tm) (c)Sailor Moon is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the distributors of her work. Original story (c) Dr Thinker Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations are trademarks of and (c) 1994 by Best Brains, Inc. All rights reserved. >Luna: She was not found the Dark Kindgom -- She on of us. >(Demon tranforms arms it a phyopath's ax. Amy dodges) >Luna: Catch! Say Mercury POWER! >Amy: OK! (Catches) MERCURY POWER! >(Amy is cover with 3 water waves. Out poops Sailor Mercury)