Tom: <Mina> Bring me some irritation and suffering at once!
And don\'t spare the humiliation!';
Quote[1] = '>"Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!"
Crow: <singing> I\'m... too sexy for my fur... too sexy for my fur,
without it I go brrr...
Joel: Take me home, Crow.
Crow: I\'m trying....'; Quote[2] = '>Makoto looks in the direction of the sounds and her eyes go wide.
Crow: <Makoto> Now THERE\'S a guy that looks like my old
boyfriend!';
Quote[3] = '>She uses her stick to bound back by attack to me. With a yell to Zoy,
>over there. I dyed!"
Joel: <Guinan> It was an empty bleach... a bleach without purpose....';
Quote[4] = '>barely missing Nabiki\'s other hand. She screamed, her loudest ever,
>her longest ever, she let go of all her fears with that scream, a scream
>that alerted Kuno back to his senses. He quickly stood up and looked
>at the screaming woman. He shook her yet she did not stop her
>terrifying scream.
Joel: I wonder how much Wes Craven paid Nabiki for the free plugs?';
Quote[5] = '>Akiko smiled. "When I first began to work for MHI, I did not
>start as low as you did. I worked directly with my grandfather as
>he ran the company.
Joel: <Akiko> I whipped while he pulled the plow.';
Quote[6] = '>or is he a pain in the ass who stronger than hell" He wondered this as
>he walked in to the bar "The Bastards Bar"
Crow: The Bastards Bar: Where nobody knows your parent\'s name.'; Quote[7] = '>The Kendo club members all gave a battle cry before hitting the new guy.
All: <Kendo Club, singing> WE WILL... WE WILL... SMITE THEE!!!';
Quote[8] = '>Mars: Not so fast! Fire..... Soul!
>Razor: Ahh! You melted my chains! You\'re gonna pay for that.
Tom: About five bucks should cover it.';
Quote[9] = '>Santa: They still living...as you know I can......(singing) see
>when you sleeping......I know when you are weak...I now when you
>been bad or good....Been good for GOOD SAKE.
Joel: Uh, I think you\'ve had enough, Mr. Kringle.';
Quote[10] = '>Oscar happily hugged Artemis, and puttted him in his shoulder. Luna
>too was there but in Amy\'s shoulder,
Joel: Yes, it\'s the new high school craze, hollow shoulders! ';
Quote[11] = '>As a Shinto priestess, it\'s my duty to determined if he is possessed or just
>a healthy young boy." She took out a "akuryou taisan"(Begone! Evil Sprits)
>Ofuda(Ward) and gently places it on Shingo\'s chest.
Tom: <Rei> Well, he\'s got the Ward, now all he needs is the Beaver!';
Quote[12] = '>"Your reign of terror ends NOW!" she screamed as she ran at him,
>preparing an attack.
Joel: <Jupiter> Hello. My name is Sailor Jupiter. You remind me of my
old boyfriend. Prepare to DIE';
Quote[13] = '>"Well, it may be necessary Aunt Saotome. This is a martial arts
>family after all,
Bots: <start humming the Patridge Family theme>
Joel: <singing> Hello WORLD, there\'s some ASS we\'ll be kicking....';
Quote[14] = '>Hours passed at the cell became increasingly hot. Shingo had long
>ago stripped down to his boxers. Serena was in her skirt and bra.
Tom: So, the author\'s going to keep raising the temperature of the
fanfic until Shingo and Usagi have no choice but to surrender to passion?
Crow: <Nuku Nuku> I decided to call those feelings \'family love\'....';
Quote[15] = '>"Hmmm i wonder what\'s in there?" he said sarcastically, he stood up in
>his heels to take a peek, and smiled as he saw, Buster and DA gang inside
>with tech, Elmer fudd
Tom: Having failed as a wabbit hunter, Fudd found a promising caweer
in electronics....
Crow: <Fudd> Do you want to make mowe money? Suwe, we AWW do!'; Quote[16] = '>If you survive you\'ll be allowed to go free."
Joel: <Klingon> If you die, you will be tortured.'; Quote[17] = '>He was embraced in Kuno\'s arms, then he felt a sudden pain in his head,
Tom: There\'s pain...
Crow: ...and there\'s Motrin pain.'; Quote[18] = '>Serena, Rei, an old boyfriend of Mina\'s
Joel: <Johnny Carson> What is an airhead, a hothead and a butthead!'; Quote[19] = '>I AM SUPREME I"M INVINCIBLE
Crow: I AM WOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAANNNNN....';
Quote[20] = '>Ranma walked upstairs to the bathroom,undressed,and walked straight
>into the bathtub.
Joel: <Ranma> Owwww! My shin!';
Quote[21] = '>The battles raged on for several minutes. Then for several more minutes.
>Then
Tom: ...even MORE minutes.
Joel: Yeah, who needs exciting, nail biting, palm sweating, armrest gripping,
edge of your seat, action sequences when you can just sum it up in a couple
of sentences?';
Quote[22] = '>There grasping the man by the back of the neck was that same boy! He
>was alive! Her heart leapt into her throat with relief!
Joel: Exclamation points abounded!'; Quote[23] = '>Ukyou blushed profusely,
Tom: <Gorilla Monsoon> Ranma\'s busted her wide open! She looks to be
blushing profusely from the cheeks! AWW! Excuse ME! Ranma just
complimented her again! Blush pouring down the cheeks of Ukyou now....';
Quote[24] = '>"I\'m look for a gift on Misty." remark Misty.
Joel: Misty\'s looking for a gift on herself?
Crow: <Misty> Hey, these earrings hanging from my earlobes look
great on me! I\'ll love these!';
Quote[25] = '>Mina and Serena were driving back to Serena\'s apartment when they felt
>the "love" shockwave that all the Sailors felt when someone got lucky.
All: <singing> Love shock! Baby, love shock!'; Quote[26] = '>She was reaching for the lights when a voice from the tub stayed her hand.
Crow: <voice> They call me Mr. Bubble... wanna watch me pop?';
Quote[27] = '>and sits it down by her side, she grabs the edge of the roof, and in one
>swift motion allows herself to drop. The camera spins around so it
>facing her back. She\'s hanging from the edge starring into the window
>directly in front of her.
Crow: Suddenly we\'re playing a Tomb Raider game.
Tom: Ukyo Kuonji *IS* Lara Croft!'; Quote[28] = '>A string hung out of his wonderful athletic ass.
Crow: When yo-yo tricks go horribly wrong.';
Quote[29] = '>We were hoping to get help from the inner senshi, but we didn\'t know
>who they were. All we knew was that they were in Tokyo.
Crow: So, by pure chance, they found the five people out of twenty-two
million that were the Inner Senshi. Yeah, that works.
Tom: <Sailor Io> We were planning on robbing banks and savagely
beating the elderly till we got your attention... but I think things worked
out better this way, don\'t you?';
Quote[30] = '>Looking out through the forcefield, she saw an alien bridge,
>being manned by aliens distinguished by colorful hair ribbons. She
>knew this enemy quite well.
Joel: <Marrissa> Lady Lovelylocks... So we meet again.';
Quote[31] = '>(Kenshin walks with a trademark bad ass stride coupled with a fierce
>scowl that is made even more frightening by the amber gleam in his eyes.
Joel: Though not half as frightening as the pink bunnies adjourning his feet.
Tom: And all the gaijins say he\'s pretty fly for a Battousai.'; Quote[32] = '>Shawn left the dressing room
Crow: <Bobby Heenan> I\'ve just been handed a note here and it says...
Ladies and Gentlemen... SHAWN MICHAELS HAS LEFT THE LEMON!!!
Tom: <Gorilla Monsoon> Who cares?!?';
Quote[33] = '>Why was she crying? was it because she couldn\'t be with him, was it
>because she conld\'t tell him?
Crow: Was it an odor?
Joel: Was it her discovery of a \'Prozzak\' tattoo on her back after a night
of gas huffing?';
Quote[34] = '>Nothing serious, like \'A nightmare on Elm Street\', just aches when I
>woke up, sore limbs or muscles which reminded me of what had happened.
Crow: <author> I gotta quit Tae Bo-ing in my sleep!
Joel: <author> It was then I made the toughest choice of my life... and
started sleeping in the bottom bunk. ';
Quote[35] = '>He checks her lifesigns. She was dead. She was dead and he hadn\'t
>told her.
Crow: <Ranma> You\'re dead.
Tom: <girl> ...
Crow: <Ranma> I SAID, YOU\'RE DEAD!
Tom: <girl> ...
Crow: <Ranma> Fine! Be that way!';
Quote[36] = '>Queen Serenity spoke, "Usagi, please listen, Selene may have a way for
>you to help the senshi without being Sailormoon..." Usagi looked at
>Queen Serenity and Selene, "How is THAT!?!"
Joel: <Queen Serenity> We\'ll hire the A-Team, dear.
Crow: <Queen> We chipped in and bought you a wand and
some Clow cards!
Tom: <Usagi> Bitchin!';
Quote[37] = '>He felt something press against his neck and a small hiss followed it. He
>felt his limbs go numb, and he collapsed into the cradle the root made.
Joel: Man, when DeForrest Kelly can get the drop on you, you need more
training!';
Quote[38] = '>everywhere from the boys bathroom at Furinkan High School (Kunou
>has just recently been released from therapy)
Tom: From the bathroom? I\'m guessing he has more issues than can
be explained in a fifteen kilobyte fic...
Crow: <Kunou> Whenever I go to the bathroom, I\'m reminded of
Nabiki...
Joel: <therapist> You\'re seeing her everywhere?
Crow: <Kunou> No, the pay toilets. Either you pay her or you get on
your knees.';
Quote[39] = '>Just then,the whole dojo exploded causing everybody to fly back.
Joel: <Soun> I really shoulda had that gas main checked...';
Quote[40] = '>"After a year Cosmos couldn\'t take the negativity anymore and
>eventually she got killed by its own children."
Tom: <Cosmos> Kill me if you must, you\'re still not getting McDonalds
for lunch!
Joel: One too many "Are we there yets" were found at the scene of
the crime.';
Quote[41] = '>She won\'t know what has come over her! It is completely undetectable!
Joel: It\'s so subtle that even YOU can\'t tell if it\'s working!';
Quote[42] = '>You are about to enter the world\'s most spectacular archive of skanky
>nudie photos.
Tom: Yes, they\'re skanky and they\'re SPECTACULAR!'; Quote[43] = '>Scientists have just announced the discovery of a virtual sixth sense,
Crow: It\'s called \'common\' and it\'s been missing for decades!'; Quote[44] = '>find Lost Relatives,
Joel: Find them? It took me years to shake them in the first place!';
Quote[45] = '>We are glad to announce that for the very first time, the World Currency
>Cartel organization will instruct a LIMITED number of people worldwide
>on HOW TO CONVERT $25 INTO ONE HUNDRED OF LEGAL
>CURRENCY.
Joel: Convert it into yen? Why, that\'s brilliant! Why didn\'t I think of that
before!?
Tom: So, this mysterious world cartel of rich and powerful people are
taking time out of their lavish lifestyles to amuse themselves by instructing us
poor folk how to turn twenty-five bucks into a hundred?
Joel: I guess QVC was preempted or something.'; Quote[46] = '>Men father children at 100 years and older.
Joel: And their wives have to diaper both of them.';
Quote[47] = '>Sarah: Orion, I run on empty!
>Orion: Try this to full up! Take off your taira and say \'Sun Taira Magic\'!
Crow: Next, take off your top and...';
Quote[48] = '>"You\'re uniform is over there," Wesley remarked. "I can\'t wait
>to see how Mom does a Queen Beryl."
Tom bursts out laughing.
Mike: Oh-*KAY*, Stephen, now your just getting goofy!
Crow:Dr Pulanski would be a better evil queen, actually.
Tom: Pulanski? Try LUXANNA TROI!
Crow: (shudders) I stand corrected.';
Quote[49] = '>What made her hard to recognize, however, was her lack
>of limbs. Her arms and legs had been cut off at their source on her
>body,
MIKE: That would be *shoulders* and *hips*!!
TOM: The author failed his/her course in "How to Recognize Different Parts of
the Body".
CROW: Desperate to be the Black Knight in the stage version of Monty
Python and the Holy Grail, Rei resorts to extreme measures....';
Quote[50] = '>Dale wasn\'t a leader type and tended to get them into trouble.
CROW: Like the time he called that rabid elephant fat.
TOM: Or the time he accused Alvin and the Chipmunks of lip-synching
to a 33 record played at 45 speed....';
Quote[51] = '>I\'m sure everyone has a long list of things they would like to change.
Nash: Hopefully, it includes their underwear.';
Quote[52] = '>Asuka, who had strength and confidence to spare, changed this. Hikari
>felt that she could trust Asuka, that she could lean on Asuka\'s shoulders
>when she felt vulnerable.
Joel: <singing> Lean on me, when you\'re not strong... and I\'ll fall right
down... break my nose anddddd four of my ribs....';
Quote[53] = '>"Ranma, there are many things in my life that I\'m very much not proud
>of. But the few shining moments that come to my mind are marring your
>mother, and having you and Asuka as my children.
Tom: <Ranma> Marring?
Crow: <Genma> Yeah, it nearly brought a tear to my eye when I pushed
her down the stairs....';
Quote[54] = '>"Hmm, Rei?"
>"Yes, Major?"
Tom: What, are we stuck in Hee-Haw mode now?
Crow: <Misato> This fiberglass hay is KILLING me.
Mike: <Rei> At least Big Shirtless Jim didn\'t make a pass at you.';
Quote[55] = '>Serena was shopping with a Rei and Mina for some toys
>for her own son, Andrew. Today was a special day for him,
>for he was turning one. Serena loved her son very dear
>because he looked just like his father,
Crow: His father was ten pounds with no hair and wore a diaper.';
Quote[56] = '> Makoto\'s eyes were riveted to the expanse of tanned flesh
> that was partially hidden by cloth. "Do you want to see
> more?" Noriko fingered the latch to the bra and pushed
> herself slightly at Makoto.
Cousin_Kuno: Yes, please. Release thyself from that unwholesome
pink cage.
Kunou: We do not mind. CONTINUE, WHELP!
[Kodachi yawns]
Misty: [*shakes her head*] Boys.';
Quote[57] = '>Napier: Admiral, this not important but can you
>people give me all information under the subject of
>Megatokyo and under time index 2033.
> Winfield: Done. You\'ll have the information
>tomorrow.
<Observer> Winfield: "Our ISP is down right now. It\'ll be fixed by
tomorrow."
<Pearl> Well, you know that these guys aren\'t the American government...
it\'d take them five days just to *find* the information.
<Prof. Bobo> And
five more to meet with lobbyists....';
Quote[58] = '> The demon\'s eyes glowed with a very dangerous red as he
>glares down at the deathly frightened collection of bones.
Joel: Stick to one verb tense, *please....*
Tom(Demon): Have you been eating right?
Crow(Skeleton): Yes, I\'ve been eating my Chunky Soup!
Tom(Demon): Use a spoon! You\'ll want to get every drop!';
Quote[59] = '>``What are you two talking about?\'\' Ranma is mildly Mike: (As Ranma) "Hey, you! Mister Quite Bewildered!" ** POW! ** Tom: Ranma then kicks slightly amazed and bodyslams downright Crow: Then applies the atomic piledriver to extremely perplexed! Mike: That\'s Ranma. Always wrestling with his moods.';
Quote[60] = '>Theory of magic? Ranma couldn\'t understand it all. But she had Crow: <Ranma> Chi-chi-chi-Chia! The magic that grows! Joel: So, Ranma\'s knowing ki makes him better at magic, but Tom: Call me crazy but I think the author\'s ignoring the whole Joel: <Luna> And it in turn connects with the planets\' cores, where Crow: "Industry, science and technology! Big men putting Joel: A theater showing a rerelease of \'The Animal\'? Tom: And one bit that Xellos asked to be delivered to his room... Crow: No, the dragon\'s naughty bits go to Goku. Apparently he collects DANNYCAT: <Akane> I am become Death, destroyer of kitchens. JON: <Shampoo> Shan Pu also the most humble. But why does Shan Pu Crow <Darien>: Thanks for avoiding meeee.......... *splat* Tom: Watch out! There\'s still a second Darien to throw somewhere! Mike <Bryce>: That shall never defeat us! We have our +4 Staves of Illusion!';
Quote[65] = '>Ah. "It was a gift. The rest of my luggage seems to be Tom: Most people, when they get new clothes, take the tags off...';
Quote[66] = '>I am the master of magic, the holder of wisdom, the granter of Joel [voice]: "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the pebble in Tom [Pluto]: "Ooh, wow... there\'s the birth of young Serenity... hey, there\'s Tom: Suppose he\'s trying to get a pardon from Louis XVI too? Crow: I think he\'s named all of the key animators from Kodansha. Mike: Either that or pointing out the more salient features of a camel.';
Quote[69] = '>Serena paused with her squid-on-a-stick halfway to her mouth when Joel [chanting]: "VEGETARIANS FOREVER! VEGETARIANS FOREVER!" Tom [chanting]: "SAVE OUR SQUID! SAVE OUR SQUID!" Crow [chanting]: "ALL WE ARE SAYYYYYING... IS GIVE PISCES A Joel <Nene>: Way to empower me, Author. Tom <Author>: I used up a lot of believability to get her to this point, there\'s Mike <Nene>: Man, if my aim sucks that much, why am I a Knight Saber?';
Quote[71] = '>"My angel, my little piece of light..." murmured Heero on Duo\'s lips, Joel: Meanwhile Quatre and Wufei were locked in a struggle for their lives, their Tom <Soun>: Which one will it be? We\'ll find out on today\'s episode of Crow: The other two will immediately move into an apartment with a guy Tom: Just watch out for that Furley gentleman... I think his wardrobe bites.';
Quote[73] = '>Mamoru sighed and whispered what he did everyday since he broke up Crow <Mamoru>: Now where\'s my vibrator?';
Quote[74] = '>She was contemplating sleeping through class for once when the door Tom <teacher>: Come now, you two. No streaking in school, okay? Mike <Ranma>: But we wanted to be the fastest things on two feet! Crow: After losing Jackie, Puff resorted to turning tricks to earn a living. Joel: You ARE a magic dragon, aren\'t you Puff?';
Quote[76] = '> A former military officer connected to the DIA, told this writer, Crow: (as the officer) We\'re equal opportunity brain-washers!';
Quote[77] = '>Our mission Mike: ... please don\'t accept it... >is to give the average, small or new business, and even the big guys, Crow: But with any luck, you won\'t find out it\'s not achievable with spam, Mike: ... or, failing that, help to blotter up his grisly remains. Tom: He died as he lived, totally greasy. Crow: Correction, they are going Tom: Any of you just follow any of that? Mike: The touching "Finding out Sailor Uranus is a dyke" scene, ladies Tom: But, isn\'t that the entire point of the Japanese schooling system? Mike: (winces) Yikes...';
Quote[81] = '>Okay, now I\'ll lie on my tummy and slip my hands into my panties. Hmmmm, Mike: ... Tom: Whoa! Set of *what?!* Crow: SWEET CHRIST ON A PRONE BISCUIT! IT\'S OSCAR IN Washu: (as Belldandy, sarcastically) No, it was *roses*, you putz!';
Quote[83] = '>Every kill I make adds to the painiful burden, the weight on my Washu: (as Omi) Who am I kidding, no it doesn\'t! I *love* my job! Bots: (singing) Every frag I make... every heart I stake... I\'ll be missing Mike: ... this having nothing to do it all with the onset of puberty. Crow: See? And you guys *LAUGHED* at my theory of what motivates Washu: (as Foxglove) They\'re probably still alive and being horribly Crow: [Boromir] My fear of cute, fluffy bunnies. Tom: [Boromir] That embarrassing fear of cottage cheese. Joel: [Boromir] And the fear that somewhere, somehow, a fan with Tom: Ironically, the UPC symbol received more coding than what went Mike <woman>: Tea Ceremony, best three out of five!';
Quote[89] = '>He was going to be Lum\'s husband. That meant no girl-chasing, no Crow: Boobies, the deciding factor in many a hasty marriage.';
Quote[90] = '>After school Ms. Hatsu had held Ranma and Usagi in her class as Crow: <Ms. Hatsu>: Yeah, you heard me. Gimme all your money! These Joel: And the hostage negotiations continued into the night.';
Quote[91] = '>Asuka and Shinji rushed out under the cloth Fei held up for them. The Mike: <Shinji> HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU GREENPEACE MORONS! SOD OFF!';
Quote[92] = '> Nabiki Tendo, her head of all Syndicate operations. She had buried Crow: Despite his repeated objections.';
Quote[93] = '>She entered a club and bought a drink. She slammed it down and then Joel: <Kozue> Surely I\'ll be safe in this unwashed mass of gropers! Crow: You\'d think, but when Dustin Diamond clobbers you while trying Tom: <Kaoru> The script read "sweeping", you farsighted primadonna.';
Quote[95] = '>Suddenly the door opened and a pirate looked in. "Clean or you walk Crow: <Minako>: Floor\'s done. Joel: <pirate> "Treasure Island"? Oh, that\'s just plain mean!';
Quote[96] = '>"She\'s Sailor Venus, one of the five legendary Sailor Scouts." Mike <Serena>: Yeah, we killed off the others to encourage strong Tom <Serena>: Plus they were prettier than me and we can\'t have THAT.';
Author[0] = '-- Excerpted from \'Games\'';
Author[1] = '-- Excerpted from \'Artemis\'s Lover\'';
Author[2] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla\'';
Author[3] = '-- Excerpted from \'Judge Brainitite\'';
Author[4] = '-- Excerpted from \'The War\'';
Author[5] = '-- Excerpted from \'Transitions\'';
Author[6] = '-- Excerpted from \'Hellraisers\'';
Author[7] = '-- Excerpted from \'Men of Bokken\'';
Author[8] = '-- Excerpted from \'Bishoujo Senshi Royal Rumble\'';
Author[9] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sailor Moon Meets Father Christmas\'';
Author[10] = '-- Excerpted from \'That Girl\'';
Author[11] = '-- Excerpted from \'Virgin Warrior Sailor Moon\'';
Author[12] = '-- Excerpted from \'*R*P*M*\'';
Author[13] = '-- Excerpted from \'Ranko\'s Life\'';
Author[14] = '-- Excerpted from \'Trapped\'';
Author[15] = '-- Excerpted from \'Oscar Toon\'';
Author[16] = '-- Excerpted from \'California Dreaming\'';
Author[17] = '-- Excerpted from \'A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic\'';
Author[18] = '-- Excerpted from \'Triangle Tangle\'';
Author[19] = '-- Excerpted from \'Urusei Yatsura: The Kidnapping\'';
Author[20] = '-- Excerpted from \'A Wet Dream Come True\'';
Author[21] = '-- Excerpted from \'Tortured Echo\'';
Author[22] = '-- Excerpted from \'Ranma Kills!\'';
Author[23] = '-- Excerpted from \'Okonomiyaki Summer\'';
Author[24] = '-- Excerpted from \'A Christmas Fit for a Pokemon\'';
Author[25] = '-- Excerpted from \'9-Ball Dreams\'';
Author[26] = '-- Excerpted from \'Winter\'';
Author[27] = '-- Excerpted from \'Ukyo Gets What She Deserves\'';
Author[28] = '-- Excerpted from \'I Want To Meet A Prince Like Dear Old
>bewildered by Shanpoo\'s sudden loss of her accent, and
>Akane\'s comment doesn\'t help. Akane reaches across the
confused.
>a definite talent as a practical Magus. Lina supposed that it was
>her experience with Chi that made it so... Ranma was apparently
>treating it as a variant of Chi. Just with more words.
Lina\'s knowing magic doesn\'t make her better at ki?
Mazoku system here....';
Quote[61] = '>Now, to access the Silver Crystal, we need a crystal with fourth
>dimension to connect to the fifth dimension the Silver Crystal
>possess."
the sixth dimension is stored, and that unlocks the secrets of the
seventh and eighth dimensions!
screwdrivers into thing, turning them... and adjusting them!"';
Quote[62] = '>I had no difficulty; I struck the dragon down from the astral side
>and disposed of the body where it is sure never to be found."
those.';
Quote[63] = '> Shan Pu (Shampoo) is worried.
>
> <Airen has dissapeared. If Airen run from violent
> kitchen destroyer, he should have come to Shan Pu,
> Shan Pu is the strongest and prettiest. Airen belong
> to Shan Pu!>
think in broken Japanese instead of fluent Chinese?';
Quote[64] = '>The creature noting their advance tried to throw Darien into them. They
>avoided the human missile with a ease and grace that spoke of enormous
>agility.
>lost in transit, so this is what I\'m wearing." [A gift with some
>serious strings attached...]
>strength. I am Djinn greater than that which Aladdin held within a
>his ring.
your freshly-cemented driveway!"';
Quote[67] = '>With the help of the Time Key she was viewing recent event in detail.
the conception! Oh my goodness, my queen is even more flexible than I
imagined...." ';
Quote[68] = '>Keiichi: <Hump>, <heng>, <heeh>, <HNEUG......>
>she noticed the commotion outside.
CHANNNNNCE...!"';
Quote[70] = '>It was futile. The weak blows were poorly aimed and Nene
>might as well have been trying to hit a concrete wall for
>all the good she did.
no way I\'m letting her go!
>savoring the looks Duo gave him.
desperate cries of needing backup going unheeded.';
Quote[72] = '> "Yes, one of you three shall marry my friend\'s son, Ranma." Soun
>said,
"UNLOAD THAT DAUGHTER!"
that\'s pretending to be gay.
>with Usagi,
>opened. Two young men, neither in uniform, came through. The
>teacher turned around to regard them.
Boogedy waaah!';
Quote[75] = '>Dragon of the Night
>kage no ankoku
>"In the \'big picture\' these people [MONARCH victims] are in all walks
>of life, from the bum on the street to the white-collar guy".
>the tools required to utilize the Internet for generating sales
>figures not achievable through conventional advertising.
either... ';
Quote[78] = '>They all pile into the ranger wing and head over to the manhole to
>assist Wolf.
to chuck cherry bombs down the manhole and SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!';
Quote[79] = '> "Haruka races, and she\'s the best I\'ve seen." Kelly
>said, the girl gasped. "SHE?!" They exclaimed. They blushed.
>"Can\'t tell can you?" Kelly asked. "No.." The girls said as
>they hung their heads in shame. "Hey look, there\'s Michiru-
>san! MICHIRU-SAN!" Kelly exclaimed and ran over and hugged
>her.
>
> "Konichii wa, minna." Michiru said and smiled.
and gentlemen...';
Quote[80] = '>Staring at the vial in her hand, she flushed slightly and said, "I invented
>it when I was still in school, busy cramming my childhood into as short a
>period as possible so I could have time for my mission.
>yeah ! Feels great. Definitely a nice set there !
DISGUISE! (dives behind chair)';
Quote[82] = '>Each time Keiichi pressed against her hymen, he pressed a little harder
>than before. Finally it sundered and Belldandy yelled at the pain, tears
>streaming down her cheeks. A little worried, Keiichi stopped
>"Did it hurt?" he asked her.
>heart.
yo-ooo-u!';
Quote[84] = '>-- Children abductees sometimes show a new and obsessive interest in their
>own genitalia after alien encounters, saying that their abductors who come
>at night have been touching these parts of their bodies.
underage lemon writers!';
Quote[85] = '>Tammy (almost crying): Two people died trying to keep me safe.
>
>Foxglove hugs Tammy to try to make her feel better.
>
>Foxy: Now Tammy, we don\'t know if they\'re dead.
tortured even as we speak. Feel better?';
Quote[86] = '> --not about Galadriel, but about my
> fears. My fear to lose the war, my fear to fail my father,
> to fail my people, to fail my own expectations. And my fear
> never to see my home of Minas Tirith again, never again to
> see its white walls gleaming in the light of morning.
slashy tendencies is watching me.';
Quote[87] = '>PRODUCT | DESCRIPTION | TYPE | UPC | MASTER | PRICE | DATE
> | | | CODE | CARTON | | AVAILABLE
>--------+------------+-----+-----+-------+------+---------
into the games themselves.';
Quote[88] = '>"I am really getting tired of being told I\'m not Japanese,you know?
>Just because my hair is blonde, it doesn\'t make me any less Japanese!"
>
> The old lady looked taken aback, then smiled. "Fine,
>then, let me test you.
>flirting, no. Then he looked over and saw her perky blue eyes, ditzy
>smile, and.curves despite her flowing white wedding gown. "I do!" he
>announced.
>they were waiting, the others were waiting on them to get out.
teaching wages suck.
>three pilots rushed to the side of the ship, and gasped at what they
>saw.
> her son Spencer a few days earlier,
> took up safe haven on the dance floor.
to execute the Cha-Cha Slide, don\'t come crying to us.';
Quote[94] = '>"Kenshin?" Kaoru said as she slowly opened his door and found
>him weeping on the floor.
>the plank!"
>
>Minako picked up a book and threw it at the pirate.
>"The five?" Ky repeated.
growth.
Dad, Mom, Bro, Sis And Frisky!\'';
Author[29] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Io Saga\'';
Author[30] = '-- Excerpted from \'Lines-As-Q\'';
Author[31] = '-- Excerpted from \'RAW is Oro\'';
Author[32] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sable Takes the Gold!\'';
Author[33] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sometimes\'';
Author[34] = '-- Excerpted from \'Welcome to my Nightmare, Charlie Brown!\'';
Author[35] = '-- Excerpted from \'Ranma\'s Revenge\'';
Author[36] = '-- Excerpted from \'Moon Honey Flash\'';
Author[37] = '-- Excerpted from \'Achtung! Sailor Scouts?\'';
Author[38] = '-- Excerpted from \'Episode 999: FROM HELL!\'';
Author[39] = '-- Excerpted from \'ranma the assasin\'';
Author[40] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Light of My Hopes\'';
Author[41] = '-- Excerpted from \'Subliminally Seduce Women Instantly!\'';
Author[42] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Ugliest Women on the Net!\'';
Author[43] = '-- Excerpted from \'Pheromones!\'';
Author[44] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Internet Spy and You!!\'';
Author[45] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Secret Flaw!\'';
Author[46] = '-- Excerpted from \'Hunza Diet Bread\'';
Author[47] = '-- Excerpted from \'Dimisional Trouble\'';
Author[48] = '-- Excerpted from \'Moondusted\'';
Author[49] = '-- Excerpted from \'Countess Chronicles\'';
Author[50] = '-- Excerpted from \'9 1/2 Chipmunks\'';
Author[51] = '-- Excerpted from \'Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000\', Post 105: Double Trouble!\'';
Author[52] = '-- Excerpted from \'Relationships\'';
Author[53] = '-- Excerpted from \'A Little Change of Plans\'';
Author[54] = '-- Excerpted from \'House of Ikari\'';
Author[55] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Day of Emergence\'';
Author[56] = '-- Excerpted from \'Clothes Make the Woman\'';
Author[57] = '-- Excerpted from \'Knight Squadron\'';
Author[58] = '-- Excerpted from \'Pyros\'';
Author[59] = '-- Excerpted from \'Final Attempt\'';
Author[60] = '-- Excerpted from \'Redheads\'';
Author[61] = '-- Excerpted from \'Wild Silver\'';
Author[62] = '-- Excerpted from \'In Character Xel+Filia\'';
Author[63] = '-- Excerpted from \'Pools of Tao\'';
Author[64] = '-- Excerpted from \'Battle Royale\'';
Author[65] = '-- Excerpted from \'Ma Vie et Roses\'';
Author[66] = '-- Excerpted from \'Blood of Heroes\'';
Author[67] = '-- Excerpted from \'Wild Silver\'';
Author[68] = '-- Excerpted from \'Keiichi\'s Bloody Sunday\'';
Author[69] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sailor Trigger\'';
Author[70] = '-- Excerpted from \'Nene\'s Babysitter\'';
Author[71] = '-- Excerpted from \'Nyquil DOOM\'';
Author[72] = '-- Excerpted from \'Infertia\'s Son\'';
Author[73] = '-- Excerpted from \'Moon Honey Flash pts. 3-4\'';
Author[74] = '-- Excerpted from \'From Weird to Weirder\'';
Author[75] = '-- Excerpted from \'Dragon of the Night\'';
Author[76] = '-- Excerpted from \'Project MONARCH\'';
Author[77] = '-- Excerpted from \'Calculus Carnage/ Mr. Email\'';
Author[78] = '-- Excerpted from \'Hang On, Batty!\'';
Author[79] = '-- Excerpted from \'Sailor Moon Hentai\'';
Author[80] = '-- Excerpted from \'Bubblegum Pink: Raging Fires\'';
Author[81] = '-- Excerpted from \'Waiting\' and \'Diamond Butterfly\'';
Author[82] = '-- Excerpted from \'Divine Passion\'';
Author[83] = '-- Excerpted from \'Damaged\'';
Author[84] = '-- Excerpted from \'Alien Nation\'';
Author[85] = '-- Excerpted from \'An Old Friend\'';
Author[86] = '-- Excerpted from \'Warrior\'s Lament\'';
Author[87] = '-- Excerpted from \'Action 52\'';
Author[88] = '-- Excerpted from \'Friends, Family, and San Francisco\'';
Author[89] = '-- Excerpted from \'My Kid\'s an Alien\'';
Author[90] = '-- Excerpted from \'Wild Senshi\'';
Author[91] = '-- Excerpted from \'Eye of the Tiger\'';
Author[92] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Life I Left Behind\'';
Author[93] = '-- Excerpted from \'Loki Unties the Wolf\'';
Author[94] = '-- Excerpted from \'Finding Your Place\'';
Author[95] = '-- Excerpted from \'The Adventures of Captain Yaten\'';
Author[96] = '-- Excerpted from \'None yet suggestions Welcome in Review!\'';
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