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     Tae arrives home one Wednesday night... 

          Tae: Look everyone! We got a package! 

          Tasuki: Is it alcohol? 

          Tamahome: Is it money? 

          Tae: Tamahome and Tasuki no baka!! Tasuki, you know I don't drink!
          And Tamahome, who'd send me money?! 

     Kenshin, Tamahome and Tasuki gather around Tae. 

          Kenshin: Taihen! Tae-dono... 

          ‹thud› 

          ‹smack›

     Tamahome's fist and and Tasuki's fan meet the back of Kenshin's head. 

          Tamahome & Tasuki: Tae-chan!! 

          Kenshin: Oroororo....where was I? Tae-dono (he ducks and Tamahome and
          Tasuki smack each other) get rid of that quick!! 

          Tae: Huh? 

          Kenshin: It's from the Shinsen Gumi! It could be a bomb or something!

     Tae stares at Kenshin before bursting into laughter. 

          Kenshin: Oro? 

          Tae: These are videos of your TV show. Shinsen Gumi is the group that
          makes them. 

          Kenshin. Huh? 

          Tae: Yup. And these cover the Kyoto Saga! 

          Tamahome & Tasuki: Cool! Let's watch 'em.

     Some time later. 

          Tasuki: SUGOI! Kenshin is SOOO cool. Too bad he couldn't help us
          fight Nakago. 

          Tamahome: Hey! I did all right! I won, didn't I!?! 

          Tasuki: Yeah, but you were half-dead by that time. 

          ‹Insert Tamahome and Tasuki brawl.›

     Suddenly a hyper-dimensional hammer wacks the two of them. 

          Tae (eyes glued to the screen, one finger on the REWIND button on the
          remote): Would you two be quiet? I'm trying to watch this here. 

          Kenshin: This is so embarrassing. Tae-dono (he ducks) wouldn't you
          like to watch some Fushigi Yuugi? 

          Tae: No. Be quiet. I'm busy here.

     2:55 AM 

          Kenshin: Ano...don't you think you should get some sleep?

     Tasuki and Tamahome are konked out on the floor. 

          Tae: Yes. But I don't want to!!! Well, I guess this is a good place
          to stop. The Aoi-ya is safe, and your fight with Soujiro hasn't
          started yet. Oyasumi nasai! Oh, remind me to get Tasuki to tell me
          again what happened to the grill on my deck. 

          Kenshin: Hai! Oyasumi nasai, Tae-dono. 

          Tasuki & Tamahome (drowsily): Oyasumi nasai, Tae-chan. 

          Tasuki (To Kenshin, after Tae's gone): You're not really going to
          remind her about the grill, are you? 

          Kenshin: Oro....