Subject: [kffdisc] Tales From The Couch- The unwatched episodes Date: Thu, 16 Dec 1999 19:54:46 EST From: CAAPTA1@aol.com Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: CAAPTA1@aol.com And You thought "COUCH POTATOES" was over... Tales from the Couch- The unwatched episodes (Couch Potato Side Stories) -Viewing 1 _________________________________________________________________________ Beshimi collapses onto his couch. Beshimi: I wonder what's on tonight? He picks up the remote. :: CLICK :: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The Creek *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Misao, Kaoru and Megumi walk out with coconuts Misao: I can't believe we're stranded on an island. Megumi shakes her head. Megumi: I don't think it's an island exactly... I think it's a creek. Misao: I don't care what the hell it is, it's got sand, palm trees and bamboo... as far as i'm concerned it's an island. Kaoru: I still can't believe that Sano ~Futae no Kiwami'd~ a hole in our boat. Megumi digs her nails into the green shell of the fruit. Just then Sano walks out of a bamboo hut. Sano: What's for dinner? Misao tosses a coconut at his head. Misao: If my throwing knives weren't at the bottom of the ocean I swear i'd have them up your ass. Megumi: I think it's a lake. Sano: Che. Is that all the thanks I get? Me and Kenshin spend all day making huts so you can have a place to sleep and you can't even get me fruit. Megumi rolls her eyes. Kaoru: But you were the one who got us into this mess... Sano: But Jou-chan, because of me you have a chance to share a hut with Kenshin... Kaoru chucks a coconut at Sano's head. Kaoru: There's your gratitude. Sano walks over to Megumi. Sano: Where are you sleeping tonight? Megumi: Nowhere near you. Sano: Only in your dreams kitsune... You sleep with Misao... I've got the single hut. ~~Two days later~~ Kenshin: Where are you going? Kaoru: uh... I've got to... have a talk with Misao and Megumi. As she squirmed Kenshin smiled understandingly. Kaoru walked about 50 paces to the bamboo and straw-thatched hut closest to the shore. She paused before the grass curtain. Kaoru: May I come in? Misao peers out of the curtain. Misao: We thought you'd never come. What took you so long? Kaoru: Kenshin. Misao parts the curtain revealing three neatly hemmed tatami. Kaoru sat. Megumi spoke first. Megumi: Kaoru, did you find any? Kaoru shakes her head. Misao: Megumi, did you find any? Megumi shakes her head. Kaoru: Misao do you have any? The girls look at eachother. Megumi bites her nails. Before whispering. Megumi: Fuck... We don't have underwear. ~~Sano's hut~~ Kenshin walks into Sano's hut. He's topless. Kenshin: I wanted to wash some clothes today, do you have any? Sano pointed to the corner. Sano: There's my shirt. Kenshin: Don't you want to wash those pants? Your underwear? Sano places his hands behind his head. Sano: I'm swinging free. If I take off these pants i'll poke everyone's eyes out. Kenshin walks out. ~~Megumi's hut~~ Megumi: We'll just have to be crafty... These kimono's are too heavy anyway... Kaoru grinned. Kaoru: 1 obi has enough cloth to make at least three shirts... Misao grinned Misao: I think i've got a daggar in my obi... Megumi: let's get to work ~~On the shore~~ Kenshin throws a crab on the pile of fish and eel. Kenshin: Looks like we'll have a big meal tonight. Sano: Ow!! Sano raises a foot out of the water. Kenshin: What's wrong? Sano: Some stupid crab bit me. Blood gushes from his toe. Sano: I'm okay though. He sticks his foot back into the water and ventures deeper. Kenshin: What are you doing? Sano: I want to find some squid... Sano's foot continues to bleed into the water... Somewhere, a hungry predator lurks in the darkness. ::Click:: Beshimi yawns. Beshimi: Let's see what happens to that oaf. TBC __________________________________________________________________ NOTES: 1. Don't ask... Ja! ~Courtney-chan