Subject: [KFFDisc] Fwd: Lemon :P
    Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1998 21:47:16 EDT
    From: Jcrect@aol.com
Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com
      To: kenshinfanfics@makelist.com


Alright, this is NOT MINE, this is Hikaru-chan's.  This is a fanfic parody.
^_^ Enjoy!!

And I got permission to forward it to the list...^_^

Neka


Subject: My Lemon :P
   Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 22:53:25 PDT
   From: "Himura K" <himurak@hotmail.com>
     To: SekiharaTae@SoftHome.net, Jcrect@aol.com, ardith@ucla.edu


Okay. Here it is, but don't expect much because it's meant to be really 
goofy and ridiculous. :P

But try to enjoy it anyway! ^_~

Hikaru

P.S. Oh, and Ardith, I lent Dan Something Wonderful. It's one of my 
favorites. ^_~

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Kaoru and Kenshin:  A Lemon


        One day, Kaoru was in her room playing with her chibi-Kenshin and 
chibi-Kaoru dolls.  

        "Kaoru-dono, aishiteru de gozaru yo," spoke Kaoru for the chibi-Kenshin 
doll. 

        "Oh, Kenshin," sighed Kaoru. "AISHITERU!!!!!!" Then she made the 
chibi-Kaoru doll jump the chibi-Kenshin doll. 

        "Oro?" 

        A surprised Kenshin stood in the doorway to Kaoru’s room.  Kaoru 
blushed deeply from shock and embarrassment, never thinking that she 
would get caught in one of her favorite pastimes. 

        "K-k-kenshin!!" She stammered, quickly hiding the dolls behind 
her back. "Ano…what are you doing here?"

        Suddenly, his eyes took on a sensual gleam. "Kaoru-dono, there 
is something I must tell you." Stepping into the room, he slowly walked 
towards her and knelt before her, gazing deeply into her eyes. 

        "Eh? Kenshin…?" Kaoru’s heart pounded rapidly as he slowly 
lifted a hand towards her face, gently brushing back her hair.  She sat 
frozen in amazement.

        "Kaoru-dono, I want you de gozaru yo."

        "EH?!!" Kaoru fairly yelled out in her shock.  

        Kenshin swept her into his arms.  "It’s true, Kaoru-dono. 
Aishiteru de gozaru yo."

        This time, Kaoru did not hesitate. She jumped him. 

        "KENSHIN!!!!! COME HERE!!!!!!! I’m gonna give you some 
loving!!!!" 

        She proceeded to strip him NAKED and smear him in chocolate. 
Kenshin grinned and enjoyed the sensation of having a cute girl have at 
him. 

       "GRRRRRRR!!!!" Kaoru took great pleasure in licking him clean. 
"Oishi!!" She exclaimed.  Then she began nibbling on his neck.  Kenshin 
sighed in contentment.

       Suddenly, Megumi walked into the room.  "Kaoru, have you…Kaoru!!! 
What are you doing to Ken-san?!!!" 

       "I’m giving him some loving, so go away!!!" Kaoru continued 
nibbling on his neck, her fingers tangling in his lovely red hair.

       "Hai, Megumi-dono. Go away de gozaru." 

       "Well!" Megumi huffed.  "I can see I’m not wanted."  She walked 
outside whereupon a hatchet suddenly flew from out of nowhere and 
decapitated her.  

       "Maa, what a shame," said a not very sympathetic Kaoru. "She was 
a good doctor, too."

       "Sou de gozaru yo."  

       Then Kenshin and Kaoru looked at each other and continued to have 
fun, forgetting all about Megumi.

THE END