Subject: [KFFDisc] Silly Ougi READ THIS ONE. Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 10:35:07 -0400 From: "Hiko Seijuro" Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com To: I apologize in advance, since Outlook Express doesn't allow for Copy/Paste into a mail. SIGH. Again, this version should be right. If not, the gods are against my writing. Silly Ougi(a silly fic) Hm. Wonder how our little Rurouni would react to other anime/vg characters? Probably not. But here's a story of utter randomness. If you could call this a story at all... The sun had just barely risen from the west, it's purple light glistening the plants with new life. The water slowly superheated into lightweight plasma, and drifted off into the sky. All in all, a typical good morning, with no clouds in the sky, except for a comet that was streaking towards the earth, inside a box with the address: Send to: Earth Time : Year 2000 Purpose: 2nd Impact So I guess the 2nd impact will happen just a little earlier than planned. In fact so early that Seele and Gendo haven't been born to plan it yet. But anyway. Two men stood in a small grass clearing. One was a tall, longhaired, handsome, strong, virtuous, cunning, intelligent... I like this story (sweatdrop) ...and the other was short, thin, red-headed, looked like a girl and most likely was mistaken for one often, oh and he also had a reverse blade sword and a cross scar on his left cheek. All righty then, baka deshi. There are 9 points each budo focuses on while on offense and even defense. However... Oro? The man flew forward instantly and did some random crappy move known as the KuzuRyuSen. Hiko fumed at the author's use of crappy due to the fact that it is his favorite move. But even Hiko can't do anything to me, so he'll forget I said that. (fume) now... That was HitenMitsurugiRyu's KuzuRyuSen. My coolest and most lethal move! Now you try it. No puedo! ??? What did you say? (in English) "In the course of human events it becomes necessary to..." Here I come. KuzuRyuSen! They flew at each other, attacking with the move. Kenshin being the baka deshi, lost. Hiko then laughed at him and Kenshin stood up. There's only one move that can cancel that out. It's the ougi... ...and? What's it's name? ... I can't tell you for it is silly. Oro? Think about the connection with KuzuRyuSen. You should see it. Kenshin thinks for a second. Then another. Then another. Hiko looks up to see a thought cloud with Kenshin and Kaoru about to rock each other's world ^_~. Kenshin suddenly jumps into a new stance. Hiko then smiles, drawing his sword. Good. A face pie faster than any move you've ever done is the.. ... Ama Kakeru Pie no Hirameki!! (bursts out laughing) Hiko, being irritated, pounds the crap out of Kenshin with a bunch of random techniques, and also with a Proton Cannon grabbed from the infamous Hammerspace. Kenshin groaned, but stood up. Hiko attacked with his most powerful KuzuRyuSen. Just when Kenshin would most likely die at the hands of his master after he saved his life, took him in, and let him live again without fear.... He threw a pie at him. Hiko stopped cold. And then fell to the floor. Shishou! .............This is the fate of master and student...(gasp) The humiliation of this move is so great, you can only die from embarassment....(gag)...use it wisely. (closes eyes) !! Because he had killed again, Kenshin reverted to BattouPie mode, and killed everyone by throwing pies at them. Once Japan had been thoroughly decimated, he headed towards Canada to slaughter them, because nobody cared about them anyway. But only a few weeks later, all of his efforts had been wasted. Later it is written that he had last been seen in Antarctica throwing pies at Adam, who had just awoke from the cause of the Second impact. Kenshin was thoroughly beaten down for his pie throwing, and sentenced to death by watching Bubblegum Crisis Dubs. Case #:734563478 Case: Closed Case: Stupid Author: Crazy Hiko: Should own a Harley. Kenshin: should own a Geo Metro. And somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away... Something more interesting was probably happening. END HAHAAHA!!!! It's so off the wall, I don't care what you say about it! Mail goes to cronusz@bellsouth.net