Subject: [KFFDisc] A few outtakes of my own Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 11:50:05 -0400 From: "Hiko Seijuro" Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com To: Talk about a great idea, May :P Here's some outtakes I thought of.... *Scene from Shimabara Chapter(Anime Only) Shougo stands over Kenshin, really ticked off, eyes blazing, etc, etc. Shougo: I will bestow upon you a defeat greater than death!!! He raises his sword up, preparing to use RaiRyuSen. The thunder explodes from above, and suddenly lightning that was to be used to blind Kenshin actually toasts Shougo a la Shishio. Shougo: (on ground sizzling) Kenshin: Where the hell do you GET these filler people?! Director: Thank the execs, they're the ones who came up with that stupid move. Take 5, people! *End *Scene from Kyoto Hen - episode 42* Hiko and Kenshin are standing in a clearing, Hiko is preparing to use KuzuRyuSen. Hiko: Here I come. HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU KUZU RYU SEN! Kenshin: I can't...I can't be afraid of DEATH!!! As Kenshin reaches for his sword to do the ougi, he hears a thud. Hiko has apparently tripped on himself and slid in the mud, making a very amusing scene. Kenshin gets one look of his face, and proceeds to laugh like crazy along with the rest of the crew. Director: CUT! Jeez Hiko my man, all you had to do is run straight at him, we'd supply the special effects! How do you screw that up?! Hiko: *END *Scene from Kyoto Hen, about episode 31* The Kenshin-gumi are walking along a road, trying to convince him to stay. Then Sano stomps on his head. Sano: Don't listen to the maggot-infested piece of s*** Okubo, he's just trying to screw you up the @$$! Everyone looks at him in complete shock. Sano looks around in confusion. Sano: What? Director: (breaking the silence) CUT CUT CUT!!! Good God Sano, you're not from Kansai fer cryin' out loud. That wasn't in the script! Sano: Sure it was! Look at this script! Director: WHO THE HECK GAVE HIM A HECTO SCRIPT?! I want answers!! (All are silent save for a few crickets) *END -Hiko ICQ # 19354609 Visit the Hiko Shrine! http://come.to/hikoshrine Subject: [KFFDisc] Some more Kenshin Bloopers ^_^ Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1998 01:00:58 -0400 From: "Hiko Seijuro" Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com To: My minds been wandering recently, as I've been reading Manga volumes 15 and 23...here's some outtakes for them... *SPOILERS AHEAD* *From Manga episode 204* Kenshin and Enishi are facing each other, prepared to use their respective ougis. Kenshin: I will stop you Enishi, here and now. (sheathes sword) Here I come. HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU OUGI! AMA KAKERU RYUUNO HIRAMEKI!! Enishi: WATOU JITSU!! KO FUKU ---oooooooooooooh!!!!! Enishi threw himself way too far to the ground, and caused a bit of a nasty split on his legs, as he cringes in total pain, screaming silently. Meanwhile, the power of Kenshin's attack causes him to spin out of control and slam into the nearby stage hand. Director: Yare yare.... *END* *Scene from Manga episode 126* Hiko vs Fuji Fuji bellows with a roar as he launches his gigantic sword to where Hiko is standing. The force of the attack sends the other flying and gasping in awe. The old man Saizuchi laughs and such, but then they look up... Hiko: That swing was perfect! The Aoiya-gumi and Saizuchi gasp in shock as they see Hiko, with his sword run through Fuji's as a foothold. Hiko: However, you...wh what!!!? Unfortunatly Hiko's position put to much weight on the sword in the wrong way, and the blade slid out. Hiko then falls with a thud to the ground in a most uncool way, as Fuji starts laughing his a$$ off. Director: Hiko, aren't you supposed to be the best character in this series or something? Every scene we shoot, you botch! What gives? HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU KUZU RYU SEN!! Director: (collapsed in total pain) Uh..how about a raise? Hiko smiles, the other get some mad huge sweatdrops on their heads. *END* God I need some sleep. Oyasumi... -Hiko ICQ # 19354609 Visit the Hiko Shrine! http://come.to/hikoshrine