Subject: [KFFDisc] Star Trekkin' Parody
    Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 23:14:17 -0500 (EST)
    From: deb18@cornell.edu
Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com
      To: kenshinfanfics@egroups.com


Konbanwa, minna-san! 

I got this idea from a current SASS thread about the characters in 
Kenshin being in a Star-trek type show. This is a filk of Dr. Demento's 
"Star Trekkin'".  Domo arigatou goziamasu to KenshinX29 for the Hiko line!!

~Dee the OtakuChick http://come.to/AnimeGarden

Star trekking across the universe
on the star ship rurouni under Kenshin-san
star trekking across the universe
boldly going backward cause Kenshin is the man

Lieutennant Karou Kamiya:
There's bandits on the starborad bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's bandits on the starboard bow, starboard bow Kenshin!

First Officer Seijuro Hiko:
It's speed, Ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
it's speed, ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Kenshin.

Kaoru:
There's bandits on the starborad bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's bandits on the starboard bow, starboard bow Kenshin!

Star trekking across the universe
on the star ship rurouni under Kenshin-san
star trekking across the universe
boldly going backward cause Kenshin's still the man

Doctor Megumi Takani:
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, dead, Ken, dead, Ken
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, now you're all mine, Ken-san!

Hiko:
It's speed, Ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
it's speed, ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Kenshin.

Kaoru:
There's bandits on the starborad bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's bandits on the starboard bow, starboard bow Kenshin!

Captain Kenshin Himura:
Kenshin: We come in Peace
Battousai: Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
Kenshin: We come in peace
Battousai: shoot to kill, shoot to kill...
Kenshin: Oro?


Megumi:
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, dead, Ken, dead, Ken
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, now you're mine, Ken-san!

Hiko:
It's speed, Ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
it's speed, ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Kenshin.

Kaoru:
There's bandits on the starborad bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's bandits on the starboard bow, save me, Kenshin!

Star trekking across the universe
on the star ship rurouni under Kenshin-san
star trekking across the universe
boldly going backward, cause the engine's reversed!

Engineer Misao Makimachi:
I'm looking for Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama,
I'm looking for Aoshi-sama, bring him back, Himura!

Kenshin: We come in Peace
Battousai: Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
Kenshin: We come in peace
Battousai: shoot to kill, shoot to kill...
Kenshin: O-ro-ro-ro-ro!

Megumi:
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, dead, Ken, dead, Ken
It's worse than that, she's dead, Ken, now you're mine, Ken-san!

Hiko:
It's speed, Ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
it's speed, ken, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Kenshin.

Kaoru:
There's bandits on the starborad bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's bandits on the starboard bow, kill them now, Kenshin!!


Star trekking across the universe
on the star ship rurouni under Kenshin-san
star trekking across the universe
boldly going backward cause the engine's still reversed....

~Yeah, I know, I need to get out of the house more...going to comic book 
stores doesn't really count, does it?

~Dee