Date: Wed Apr 12, 2000 2:08pm  
Subject: Anneke-chan's Kenshin Horror - Part 3  



 Title: Kenshin Horror!
Author:  Anneke-chan

Spoilers:  I don't know, but most likely for all the
Manga and Anime.
Type: Comedy/Cross Over/Parody . INSANITY!

Disclaimer:  Sorry, I had to do this.  Sorry you have
to read this.  Have fun. 

(Perenthesis show action that occurs on the stage. 
There won't be to much.)
{Brackets are lines the audience would yell}
The rest is the characters talking.  

Current Cast:  Lips (Tomoe), Brad (Yahiko), Janet
(Kaoru), Criminologist/Narrator (Aoshi).


Part 3 - Entering the Castle: Over At The Edo Castle


         Janet  Gosh, that's the third motorcycle
that's passes us.
                They sure do take their lives in their
hands,
                what with the weather and all.
{You're the one letting a ten year old drive!}

          Brad  Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type.
         Janet  Oh. ...What's the matter, Brat?
          Brad  Oooh. We must have taken the wrong
fork,
 {You mean chopstick!}
         Brad:  a few miles back.
         Janet  Oh, but where did those motorcycles
come from?
                { "Japan" }
          Brad  Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have
to turn back.
                (Boom!)
         Janet  Oh! What was that bang?
          Brad  We must have a blowout. 
                I knew I should have gotten that spare
tire fixed.
                Well, you just stay here and keep warm
and I'll go for help.

         Janet  But where will you go in the middle of
nowhere?
          Brad  ...Didn't we pass a castle back down
the road a few miles?
                Maybe they have a telephone we could
use.
         Janet  I'm going with you.
          Brad  Oh, no, ugly, there's no sense in both
of us getting wet.
         Janet  I'm coming with you! Besides Bart
                the owner of that phone might be a
band of evil bad guys
                and you might never come back.
                { "You should be so lucky!" }

                        Over At The Edo Castle

         Janet  In the raining darkness,              

 Of the blackest night, 
                Burning bright, there's a
                guiding light.
                No matter what, or who you are.

  Brad & Janet  There's a light... 

        Chorus  Over at the Edo Castle

  Brad & Janet  There's a scream...

        Chorus  Bleeding in the night.

  Brad & Janet  There's a fight,  a fight in the
darkness of everybody's life.


  Riff Raff (played by Sanosuke): 
 The blood must go down the river of Kenshin's
dreaming.
               Flow ma.Ah shit I don't know that word.
                Out of his life. Out of his life...

  Brad & Janet  There's a light.
        Chorus  Over at the Edo Castle.

  Brad & Janet  There's a scream...

        Chorus  Dieing in the rain..
                There's a fight, a fight
  Brad & Janet  ...in the darkness of everybody's life


Narrator /Aoshi:  And so, it seemed that fortune had
smiled on Brad and Janet
                { Unlike you.  You never smile.}
                and that they had found the assistance
that their plight required
                Or had they?
                { Make up your mind already! }


Janet  Brat, let's go back, I'm cold and frightened...

Brad  Just a moment Kaoru, they might have a phone.

(Riff Raff appears in the door way, played by Sano,
complete with fishbone in his mouth)

Riff Raff (played by Sano): Hello.

 Brad  Hi! I'm the son of a Tokyo samurai, Myoujin
Yahiko, and this is my Sensei, Kaoru Ugly. I wonder if
you could help us. You see our car broke a few miles
up the road...
{That's what happens when you let 10 year olds drive.}
                do you have a phone we might use?

     Riff Raff: You're wet.
     Janet  Yes - it's raining. 
     Brad  Yes.
     Riff Raff  Yes...I think that perhaps you both
better  come inside.
     Janet  You're too kind. Oh Brat, I'm frightened.
What kind of place is this?
     Brad  Oh, it's probably some kind of dojo for
rich weirdoes.
     Janet  Oh. Are you having a party?
     Riff Raff  You've arrived on a very special
night. It's one of the master's affairs.
{Yes Kaoru, Kenshin is sleeping with Tomoe again!}
 Janet  Oh, lucky him.
(Megumi appears in a French maid's outfit, and slides
down the banister). 
Magenta (played by Megumi)  You're lucky, He's lucky,
I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha ha ha
{Then why do bad guys keep attacking?}


End of part 3.  
(Yes, I'm evil.  Next part is the Time Warp and Frank
n'Furter's Arrival.  Can't you just wait.)