Date: Fri Apr 14, 2000 9:37pm Subject: Anneke-chan's Kenshin Horror part 4 - Enter Frank From: Cynthia Delker vampireanneke@y... As promised... Kenshin Horror part 4. I have two stories that are waiting to be posted, both are very angst...sigh. (One being for the Tomoe vs Kaoru Challenge). However it's friday, a happy story must be posted on friday. Title: Kenshin Horror! Author: Anneke-chan Spoilers: I don't know, but most likely for all the Manga and Anime. Type: Comedy/Cross Over/Parody INSANITY! Disclaimer: Sorry, I had to do this. Sorry you have to read this. Have fun. (Parentheses show action that occurs on the stage. There won't be too much.) {Brackets are lines the audience would yell} The rest is the characters talking. Current Cast List: Brad - Yahiko, Janet - Kaoru, Magenta - Megumi, Riff Raff - Sanosuke, Crim - Aoshi, Lips - Tomoe Part 4 - Frank Enters the scene. The Jinchu Riff Raff: It's astounding, Time is fleeting; Madness takes it's toll. {Yep, it's got Enishi} But listen closely... Magenta: Not for very much longer. Riff Raff: Kenshin's got to keep control. I remember, fighting the Battousai. Drinking those moments when His sword would miss me. Riff & Magenta: And a void would be calling... (They run into the main hall, Transylvanians are played by the Jinchu warriors, Instead of a big dance sequence it's a big fight.) Transylvanians Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. Narrator/Aoshi: It's just a fake to the left. All And then a lunge to the right. Narrator With you're hands on you hips. All You bring your sword in tight. But it's the heart thrust That really drives in the pain. Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. Magenta It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. {Megumi's taking Opium!} So you can't see me, {Do you still make Opium?!} no, not at all. {Where does Rurouni Kenshin take place?!} In another dimension, {How do we read it?} with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, {Have you read it?} I see all. Riff Raff With a bit of a mind slip Magenta Enishi has really flipped. Riff Raff And nothing can ever be the same. Magenta He's spaced out on sensation. Riff Raff Put Kaoru under sedation. All Let's do the jinchu again. Let's do the jinchu again. Enter Columbia played by Misao! Columbia Well I was walking down the street just having a think When this girly type of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a cross scar, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. All Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. Narrator It's just a fake to the left. All And then a lunge to the right. Narrator With you're hands on you hips. All You bring your sword in tight. But it's the heart thrust That really drives in the pain. Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. (Misao tap dances, and throws her kunai.) All Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. Narrator It's just a fake to the left. { echo "Get the fuck off the desk" } (Aoshi jumps off the desk but in a graceful kempo move.) All And then a lunge to the right. Narrator With you're hands on you hips. All You bring your knees in tight. But it's the heart thrust That really drives in the pain. Let's do the Jinchu again. Let's do the Jinchu again. Janet Brat, say something. (whispered) Brad Say, do any of you guys know the jupon gatana? { "THAT was stupid"} Janet Brat, please, let's get out of here. Brad For God's sake keep a grip on yourself. (music cue softly at first, crescendo up) { stomp in time to Frank, chant "Heel, Toe,..."} Janet But it... it seems so unhealthy here. Brad It's just a party, Ugly. {And they have better food!} Janet Well -- I want to go. Brad Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. Janet Well then ask the butler or someone. Riff Raff/Sano: I'm not a butler. I work for no one. Brad Just a moment, -- we don't want to interfere with their celebration. Janet This isn't the Meiji Government, Brat. Brad They're probably foreigners {Yes Foreigners, all from Japan!} with ways different than our own. They may do some more folk dancing. {It's not folk dancing it's world domination!} Janet Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared Brad I'm here -- there's nothing to worry about. (Janet/Kaoru screams and faints) {Of course you would to, if you saw Kenshin in make-up to. And he looks good in it!} Sweet Transvestite Frank/Kenshin: How do you do, I See you've met my Broken hand man. (Sano looks at his taped up fist) He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the Akabeko delivery man. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a scroll by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day. {Clean and White, Clean and White!} (Kenshin's eyes turn amber, as he throws off the cape. Yes, he's dressed as Frank'n'Furter, however he has a sword at his side.) But by night I'm one bad mother-fucker! I'm a just a sweet Battousai Form Kyoto Japan! Let me show you around Maybe have a little fight, You look like you're both pretty skilled. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an arm or a leg. Brad I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. Janet { "Left" } Right. { "Left" } (Kenshin draws his sword. It's a regular Katana!) Brad We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. (Kaoru and Yahiko back away. Kenshin's eyes are still Amber.) Frank Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, students, don't you panic. By fighting all of the night it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a Sakabatou shin uchi. I'm just a sweet battousai From Kyoto, Japan. Why don't you stay for the night? Riff Raff { echo } Night. Frank Or maybe a fight? Columbia { echo } Fight.. Frank I could show you my favorite Battoujutsu. { echo "position" } I've been killing a man {Just one?!} With Ryu Tsui Sen { echo "Dragon Mallet Flash" } And it's good for relieving my {"sexual"}... tension. I'm just a sweet battousai From Kyoto, Japan! (Kenshin draws his sword and fights one of the Transalvanians) { echo } HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet battousai Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta Sweet battousai Frank From Kyoto, Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Japan... Frank So, Come up to the practice room, And see what's dead on the floor. I see you shiver with antici - (Three seconds) { "SAY IT!"} pation. But maybe I'm not really to blame. {"No Tomoe's to blame! She got in the way!" } So I'll remove the cause (Kenshin throws his Katana away, his eyes return to normal) (Chuckles) But not the suffering (applause) Anneke-chan