Jack Acid is another swell guy who has gone as far as to provide Megane 6.7 with many images over the years for various websites, so when he came back from his sabbatical, Megane and I were more than happy to sponsor him and give him some webspace here, proving once again that every season is a season for MSTing. For those of you familiar with his work, we hope you continue to enjoy... and to everyone else, enjoy the stylings of The Placid Jack Acid!
At a future time, when your webmaster is able to procure more pieces from Jack Acid, this section will be more of a wing than a page... promise!
3001-"Project MONARCH" (1997)-In this conspiracy post, author Ron Patton reveals a massive mind control plot that manages to link the Nazis, the US military, the Masonic Brotherhood, Hollywood, Judaism, and yes, even ol' Walt Disney himself in a neat package. Actually considered an 'academic' work (and accepted as fact) in some circles, try to follow along with Mike and 'bots as they ride out this little mind-boggler...
3002-"Calculus Carnage/Mr. E-mail" (1997)-In this double doozy, the SoL crew partake of a bloody Sailor Moon short, followed up with a piece of spam that sell a program that creates... more spam. If you've ever been the recipent of a mass mailing before (which is just about everyone, anyway) you'll appreciate the true evilness of the one, the only, Dave- The E-mail King!
3003-"Hang On, Batty!" (1997)-Meet Wolf, low-budget 'X-mouse', tiny fighter jet pilot, and the newest member of Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers! The S-I character of Darren Perlongo, Wolf and the Rangers embark on a quest of saving Foxglove from the clutches of the always annoying Professor Nimnal.
3004- "Sailor Moon Hentai" (1998)Authored by Carlos and Sailor Pleasure. Join the adventures of the Hentai Scouts, the 'real' senshi who are magically endowed to express their deepest womanly desires- and as some sort of side-effect, to swear like, well, sailors! This MSTing covers parts one through three of this... interesting... series. Also, check out Tom Servo's plot to remodel the SoL into ANOTHER famous ship o' legend!
3005- "Bubble Gum Pink: Raging Fires" Behold, the Mother of all Bubble Gum Crisis lemons. Authored by White Lightning Productions' Kris Overstreet and Larry Mann, this orgy-rific fanfic is quite legendary in certain circles (spawning a rally cry of "DAMN YOU, OVERSTREET!" by the devoted). This is the tender tale of Mackie Stingray and his 'coming' of age. The little tiny bots in his system go haywire when they encounter Mackie's perverted lil' hormones, and he's comatose for most of the fic (a plus!). Watch breathlessly as the Saber Knights work frantically to bring the young Stingray 'home' utilizing a method that goes way, way, way, WAY beyond the call of duty. And in other news, Crow T. Robot hears the call of the Warrior and begins his mystical training.
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3006- "Waiting" and "Diamond Butterfly" With short "HOW TO MAKE SALES/MONEY ON THE INTERNET". A mish-mosh of an MSTing, Pearl sends Mike and the Bots three distinct postings. A piece of spam worthy of "Dave" the E-Mail King, and a straight up Ronin Warriors fanfic, and mashed in between... an odd Video Girl AI lemon. "Waiting" was started by Jack Acid two years ago, but was not finished until recently. During that time, another MSTer named Kionuon, brave soul, MSTed it- hence this is a 'Second Strike' at this lemon. Meanwhile back on the SoL, Mike learns that he's got some interesting 'friends' who are far closer than he'd ever thought possible.
3007- "Divine Passion" An unexpected visitor comes aboard the Satellite of Love, poor little Washu Habbuki is forced to watch a tepid "Ah My Goddess!" lemon by Chen Lik Chan. Keiichei and Belldandy finally get it AWN and tenderly enough, although the author indulges in some colorful descriptions that might even make Urd blush. Washu is determined to make her stay a brief one, but despite numerous attempts to escape not even her genius is enough to overcome her past. And her past may be more wrapped in the SoL and the Great Experiment's history than anyone could ever suspect... This fanfic marks "Mystery Science Theater 3001"'s official departure from the canon.
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3008- "Damaged" With short "ASSISTANCE NEEDED". Day TWO of Washu's detainment and already tensions are high. Only the purest frosty factor that Mike can muster can put both of the SoL's redheads at ease. Fortunately, the Experiment of the Day is relatively tame, starring everyone's favorite pretty boy floral arrangers, Weiss Kreuz, in just your average yaoi-tinged angst-fest! But first, a powerful impassioned plea from the widow of the Congo Republic's deposed ruler. Aye, the fate of untold MILLIONS rides on the errand of mercy of one man... a random man on a mailing list.
3009- "Alien Nation": Washu finally admits her stay might be longer than she expected. The SoL makes a few rearrangements in living conditions to accommodate the extra (and extra-depressed) passenger. To make matters worse, the experiment of the day is not one but THREE alien slash conspiracy postings. Hear tales of Patton-seque mind control devices! Study the inner workings of an alien race that has nothing better to do than have sex with abductees! Marvel at the proclaimed coming of the lightworkers... in 1996! Oh, joy.
3010- "An Old Friend". I
shall directly quote from the email that Jack Acid sent me: "Wolf
returns. Enough said."
MST 3001 Special Addition: "A Warrior's
Lament" This MST is a collaboration between Juliet Youngren,
Dreelyn, and our own Jack Acid. It's a yaoi tale of lust from the Lord
of the Rings universe. And man, the scenes drag out longer than your
econ professor giving a five-hour mandatory seminar. But watch the
riffs fly as the angst flows free!
3011- "Action 52":As Washu repairs and retrofits the SoL to her liking, Mrs. Forrester
discovers an infestation of Tom Servos in her castle, prompting her to
send a very special kind of pain for the day's experiment. Learn about
the terrible plan some guys had to inflict not only the worse video game
characters EVER upon the Earth, but to also create a video game
SYSTEM that could have very well destroyed us in 1993 and created one
of them multiple earths you read about in them there comical books.
Wackiness and hijinks abound in Episode 3011: ACTION 52