The Webpage of Misfit MSTed Fanfics

Well, let's see. Instead of making webpages dedicated to multi-mega-crossovers, Urusei Yatsura, and Overfiend with La Blue Girl crossovers, it was decided to give these poor fanfics a page all to themselves and hope they don't argue like bad choices from "The Real World". This shows that nothing's really safe from Joel and the 'Bots, and they'll take on all challenges from the world of fanfiction. With another installment of the "Great Guide to MST6.7", Megane will introduce the fics!

**Warning**: All of these fics contain mature content. We ask you to please be responsible in the downloading and reading of this material. Also, if you are offended by such material, we ask kindly that you not read it in the first place. Thank you.


107-"Hellraisers" (1997)-If you thought Judge Brainitite was hard to understand, this fic may very well have your head spinning clean off your shoulders. This fic centers around Robert Maieson and his soul Switchblade fighting alongside and against various characters from Urutsukidoji, La Blue Girl, and Original Characters. A lot of things happen in this fic and much is said, that much is for certain, though I'm still not sure what that would be in either case. Think 'Mighty Jack' here, folks. Still, if you got the stones, read and judge for yourselves.
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207-"California Dreaming" (1998)- Although there are six or seven different series used in this story, this doesn't star any one person in particular, not even the author, who self-inserts himself into one scene. Each scene is almost the same as the one preceding it, ending with the same lame joke and all of them separated by the most gratuitous scene changes I've ever seen. Suffice it to say, I have my suspicions that this was written deliberately bad, but it still made for a interesting experience to MST.
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210-"Urusei Yatsura: The Kidnapping" (1994)- Moroboshi Ataru is in a race against time as Lum and Benten are kidnapped by the evil Zed, and it's up to him and his friends to rescue them while doing battle with one of the most endearing characters in UY fanfiction: the mighty BOB. Listen to BOB expound on the intricacies of international nuclear weapons theory and just TRY not to be scared. Also included in this story are the usual lemon scenes with Lum going solo in one of them while Mendo and Shinobu discover true lust in the bathroom. Overall, this story is pretty silly but harmless enough for the most part. I enjoyed MSTing it and I'm especially proud of the Gilbert and Sullivan parody I did for the first part synopsis.
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309-"I Want to Meet a Prince..." (2000)- Ohtori Akio calls a meeting of his fellow students and teachers and shocks them with the nes that he's getting the band back together. Turns out he's on a mission from God and... oops, wrong synopsis. Actually, Akio wants everyone to meet his prince. I won't bother to divulge the identity of this prince but suffice it to say, he's paid tribute time and again in a massive org... er... coronation. Intended to be dilberately awful, this Utena lemon is mostly harmless but be warned, it stalls worse than a Pinto.
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401-"Lines As-Q, Part 2" (1999)- Megane 6.7's first solo foray into the world of Star Trek: The Next Generation features a Ratliff fanboy. No kidding. In amongst the strawberry-ness of Queen Mary-Sue Herself, Captain Marrissa Picard, the author even decided to insert himself. We don't know if this qualifies as masochism, sadism, or both folks... anyway, we encourage you to read as the riffs fly even faster than an Enterprise at warp 7!
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402-"Raw is Oro" (2001)- One of the mined gems of fanfiction.net, this fic has it all... trash talking galore, many characters giving wooden lines as caricatures of popular "sports" stars... and watch out, it features the Cock! This fic is not for the chicken-hearted.
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403-"Sable Takes the Gold!" (1998)- Ahh, wrestling... where sometimes the bookers write so bad, it inspires the fans to write better! However, for THIS fic, we have Mr. Martin4Life describing the things HE'D like to see on that big ol' Jumbotron. And sometimes, they ain't exactly pretty. Come with us backstage, behind the scenes of some random Wrestlemania, to see how the wrestlers and the valets of the WWF *really* treat each other!
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405-"Welcome To My Nightmare, Charlie Brown" (1999)- Presented for your approval: a pale simulacrum of a Twilight Zone homage. The author in question, the same one who penned the immortal "*R*P*M*" attempts to gross out the readers as much as he possibly can. Features very little plot, an out-of-control stream-of-consciousness sort of narration style, and much unneeded gore. Well, ars gratia artis I suppose...
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502- "My Kid's an Alien!"- Weird, weird, space is super-weird! Dr. Forrester reacquaints Joel and the bots with the Urusei Yatsura clan as they clumsily grope their way through a tale that spans time, space and Nevada. There's conspiracy, racism, corruption, ROAD TRIP!, a plot to conquer the universe, a wee bit of cloning [Insert haunting, melodious whistling here.], and Ataru finding the perfect loophole to justify his infidelity.
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505-"Loki Unties the Wolf"Donít angst and drive. Thatís a lesson for us all in this Utena 'fic but one Kozue fails to heed as she recklessly burns rubber down a highway, simultaneously embracing the wild animal within while pining away for her one true love whoís apparently too evil for his shirt. Too evil for his shirt, so evil it hurts. And we havenít even gotten to the dance yet...
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